If Julius Ceasar had Finasteride, he wouldn't get stabbed by the senate

[TsarTsar444]

Ceasar was the first documented insecure baldcel, he coped with calling chad long haired gauls and germans barbarian niggers so he wouldn't cry at night. Then he became the sole ruler of Rome but the senators couldn't cope seeing a bald nigga being in charge of a country so they knife raped him on the senate floor, the reason why Brutus knifed him too was because he was nw 2.5 and already started to get insecure as well. Fin would have avoided all of this. Why do you think Anthony and Augustus become rulers after? They were nw0 moggers

 

[SadLivwr]

guess Emperor Caesar took the hairpill

 

[TsarTsar444]

guess Emperor Caesar took the hairpill

It all makes sense really, his original plan was to actually attack the Persians, but after he learnt they are all baldcel manlets he felt pitty and turned his anger towards the gauls, who were famous for long lush hair. Just think about it, a huge number of these wars were caused by incels venting out their insecurities on the chads fucking brutal the older i get the more truth i consume

 

[Chadakin]

If Caesar was on Fin he would never have fucked Cleopatra because his dick wouldn't work

 

[SadLivwr]

If Caesar was on Fin he would never have fucked Cleopatra because his dick wouldn't work

chad dilemma pilled as well tbh

 

[TsarTsar444]

If Caesar was on Fin he would never have fucked Cleopatra because his dick wouldn't work

He would have just taken some powerful Egyptian aphrodisiac and mogged tbh

 

[Looks234]

They knifed him because of his digit ratio

 

[PYT]

Atleast he fucked Cleopatra, that's like the equivalent of fucking Rihanna

 

[TsarTsar444]

They knifed him because of his digit ratio

Caesar was known to his soldiers as “every man's woman and every woman's man." Fuck... He definitely might have had a shit ratio, his soldiers smelled the feminine aura. Digit pilled again, gtfih @mulattomaxxer

 

[volcelfatcel]

@SubhumanCurrycel @Baldingman1998 thoughts?

 

[volcelfatcel]

Emperor Caesar wouldn't have taken finasteride because it causes him depression.

 

[Pythagoras]

When i saw the title i caged so hard, can't believe you made this thread. at the time before his assassination he was suicidal (because of his health and epilepsy) and ignored the warning on purpose. he said that he didn't care to die and all the famous quotes like 'i have lived long enough' but in fact he was probably almost completely bald at that point and scholars cope with muh health. it's the fucking hair man. take some fucking gaul slave, take his hair out and put it on Ceasar and he would've conquer for sport. brutal even being the most powerful man in the world isn't a remedy for reaper.

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[MrGlutton]

i would've won against Caesar in the roman civil war.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Emperor Caesar wouldn't have taken finasteride because it causes him depression.

Cope, he was already depressed from the balding, ded srs read his personal accounts, he took his mind of it with killing nw 0 Gauls. Muh for Rome, it was just one big eR

 

[volcelfatcel]

Cope, he was already depressed from the balding, ded srs read his personal accounts, he took his mind of it with killing nw 0 Gauls. Muh for Rome, it was just one big eR

imagine if jesus was portrayed as a balding semite
instead of the nordic man he is portrayed as jfl

 

[TsarTsar444]

When i saw the title i caged so hard, can't believe you made this thread. at the time before his assassination he was suicidal (because of his health and epilepsy) and ignored the warning on purpose. he said that he didn't care to die and all the famous quotes like 'i have lived long enough' but in fact he was probably almost completely bald at that point and scholars cope with muh health. it's the fucking hair man. take some fucking gaul slave, take his hair out and put it on Ceasar and he would've conquer for sport. brutal even being the most powerful man in the world isn't a remedy for reaper.

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Not suprised, nigga legit got epilepsy from the brain shattering cortisol of being bald, he probably suffered from ptsd when the giga chad nw0 Vercingetorix came to surrender, he never recovered after that mog tbh

 

[TsarTsar444]

imagine if jesus was portrayed as a balding semite
instead of the nordic man he is portrayed as jfl

Caged. Why do you think he is always with long nw0 silky hair? Also hooded eyes. Jesus chadpilled the nw8 jews back then

 

[Pythagoras]

Not suprised, nigga legit got epilepsy from the brain shattering cortisol of being bald, he probably suffered from ptsd when the giga chad nw0 Vercingetorix came to surrender, he never recovered after that mog tbh

Fun fact, he got it at an old age (balding?) and it got worse with the years (more balding?) coincidence? i think not.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Fun fact, he got it at an old age (balding?) and it got worse with the years (more balding?) coincidence? i think not.

I think it was also a height pill that got him tbh, he probably got additional ptsd after seing the Helveti 6'1 warriors. Why do you think he made those bad comments on the Brits after seeing them? Its like an incel rating someone on here low just to cope

 

[Pythagoras]

I think it was also a height pill that got him tbh, he probably got additional ptsd after seing the Helveti 6'1 warriors. Why do you think he made those bad comments on the Brits after seeing them? Its like an incel rating someone on here low just to cope

When the romans saw the germans for the first time rumors start to spread that they're giants (from envoys) and everyone wanted to go back and Caesar had to remind them how the gauls fought the germans and the romans won over the gauls. absolutely brutal. imagine all the warriors start crying because of the heightpill. Honestly hair and height pills are the most brutal.

 

[MrGlutton]

When the romans saw the germans for the first time rumors start to spread that they're giants (from envoys) and everyone wanted to go back and Caesar had to remind them how the gauls fought the germans and the romans won over the gauls. absolutely brutal. imagine all the warriors start crying because of the heightpill. Honestly hair and height pills are the most brutal.

crying

germans couldve won during that time if they were more organized/advanced and had competent generals+decent tactics

 

[Pythagoras]

crying

germans couldve won during that time if they were more organized and had competent generals+decent tactics

Most likely. the germans/gauls were giga retarded with 0 coordination. 1 group coming in while 2 groups running away. even when they combined powers they didn't know what the fuck they're doing. it's like 1 group coming to be slayed 1 after another instead of war.

 

[TsarTsar444]

When the romans saw the germans for the first time rumors start to spread that they're giants (from envoys) and everyone wanted to go back and Caesar had to remind them how the gauls fought the germans and the romans won over the gauls. absolutely brutal. imagine all the warriors start crying because of the heightpill. Honestly hair and height pills are the most brutal.

Imagine being a baldcel manlet brown eyed italian eating your daily ratio of wheat and barley, and seeing tall, long blond haired, a10 blue eyed muscular chad with no "muh armor" on him eating raw beef. Utter suicidefuel

 

[Pythagoras]

Imagine being a baldcel manlet brown eyed italian eating your daily ratio of wheat and barley, and seeing tall, long blond haired, a10 blue eyed muscular chad with no "muh armor" on him eating raw beef. Utter suicidefuel

What's called lose the battle win the war. proud of this brown manlets.

 

[TsarTsar444]

What's called lose the battle win the war. proud of this brown manlets.

Yeah but they probably never forgot the mog, they coped with muh discipline and armor after, but deep inside they were insecure at the giga low iq chad germans going straight in the battle naked

 

[Pythagoras]

Yeah but they probably never forgot the mog, they coped with muh discipline and armor after, but deep inside they were insecure at the giga low iq chad germans going straight in the battle naked

I totally wouldn't forget them, the naked bodies..you know. not in a gay way, but just..the body, naked..you know.

 

[Pythagoras]

The penis too, you know.

 

[TsarTsar444]

I totally wouldn't forget them, the naked bodies..you know. not in a gay way, but just..the body, naked..you know.

Probably got dicked mogged as well, JFL too many mogs in one place. Imagine seeing thousands of 8 inch dicks in the Teuterburg forest while marching with the other manlets, the Romans got dickpilled hard and just gave up to get slaughtered

 

[Pythagoras]

Probably got dicked mogged as well, JFL too many mogs in one place. Imagine seeing thousands of 8 inch dicks in the Teuterburg forest while marching with the other manlets, the Romans got dickpilled hard and just gave up to get slaughtered

When she realized how small the roman dicks are.