If looksmaxxing was an RPG

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If looksmaxxing was an RPG, then there would be different classes:

-5'10 facemaxxed prettyboy
High CHA low STR build
Ideal for a TikTok build. Can do modelling if he upgrades to 6'1 or above with leg lengthening surgery.

-6'5 Ogre
High STR build. Very tanky, almost unmoggable even if it gets outclassed in PSL. (Height>Face, you fucking deluded copers!)

-6'4 Chad
-High STR, mid AGI build.
Pretty standard high dps build overall. Ideal for beginners.
Class item: Tinder. Very easy to use, just match with MOBs and it's easy xp from there.

-6'2 MTN betabuxxer
Can ascend to 6'2 HTN slayer if he works enough on his personality (CHA)

5'6-5'10 Masccoper
Mid STR, low CHA, low INT build.
Not even ideal for a GYM build, but you have to do what you gotta do I guess.
Class specific items: Hamza Youtube subscription, Hustler's University membership.
Gets outclassed in both muscle building and moneymaking by other classes with not even half the effort. I dunno why devs still haven't removed this class tbh.

5"2 Balding Indian Janitor
Purposefully underpowered class to give the players more of a challenge.
Class specific item: Tactical soap

There was also a PUA class in the older versions but it got removed from the game due to negative input from the majority of the userbase. It was a pure CHA build that was still completely outclassed by the Chad class. :feelskek:
 
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Feel free to add your own classes.
 
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I thought incels liked RPG games.
 
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There was also a PUA class in the older versions but it got removed from the game due to negative input from the majority of the userbase. It was a pure CHA build that was still completely outclassed by the Chad class.

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