If my dick broke I would rope

[Deleted member 14693]

"muhh balding" there are worse medical conditions out there tbh

 

[Deleted member 21297]

That’s super depressing. We live in a world where our dick has so much to do with things that have nothing to do with our dick.

 

[Indo_Chad]

The only option would be to gaymaxx and be a bottom at this point, no other way of orgasming

 

[Deleted member 14693]

The only option would be to gaymaxx and be a bottom at this point, no other way of orgasming

You can give yourself a anal massage or you get into femdom and get pegged

 

[Indo_Chad]

You can give yourself a anal massage

Wont feel the same and way too much effort. letting someone do the work just sounds easier

or you get into femdom and get pegged

Getting a gay dude to fuck is you 1000000000 times easier then getting a bitch that would peg you. I mean if you are goodlooking you are guaranteed to hit by gay dudes even if they know you straight

Gays fuck alot like alot alot

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Getting a gay dude to fuck is you 1000000000 times easier then getting a bitch that would peg you. I mean if you are goodlooking you are guaranteed to hit by gay dudes even if they know you straight

Gays fuck alot like alot alot

But most people aren't gay bruv

 

[ascension]

The thought of having my dick break or bend makes me almost faint

 

[Indo_Chad]

But most people aren't gay bruv

Most people have a working dick aswell, I was just stating what the best thing a man with a useless cock can do to have orgasms

 

[JBcollector]

Who cares about dick if you won't even use it

 

[ageistheblackestpill]

You can give yourself a anal massage or you get into femdom and get pegged

finding a girl that's truly into femdom (and not just as a way to make money) is i think practically impossible. All girls want to be slaves in the bedroom. A girl who actually gets wet from pegging is as rare as a person that would not want to receive a random million dollars in their bank account. Doesn't exist

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

finding a girl that's truly into femdom (and not just as a way to make money) is i think practically impossible. All girls want to be slaves in the bedroom. A girl who actually gets wet from pegging is as rare as a person that would not want to receive a random million dollars in their bank account. Doesn't exist

Yes, 90% of women want to be dominated by a prettyboy twink with razor-sharp cheekbones and jawline. It's just a fact of life.

 

[ageistheblackestpill]

Yes, 90% of women want to be dominated by a prettyboy twink with razor-sharp cheekbones and jawline. It's just a fact of life.

i'd make that 99.99

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

i'd make that 99.99

Yeah the other 10% still want chad. It's just a different kind of chad (i.e. niche chad). All chads still have good bones, indicators of youth, facial harmony and symmetry... they just cater towards a different style.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

My dick was made for loving a vagina.