if only there was a version of melatonin that could put me to sleep for weeks

[Sceptical]

a safer version of coma. every day i wake up to dread and anticipate sleeping. dread bcuz i know i have to wake up again and anticipate bcuz i get a few hours to pretend im a dead corpse without responsibilities and obligations

 

[LowTierBateman]

I heard if u jump face first onto concrete it does somerhing similar

 

[Sceptical]

I heard if u jump face first onto concrete it does somerhing similar

nice try 6'5 professional dick eater

 

[LowTierBateman]

nice try 6'5 professional dick eater

U read it wrong

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Actually sounds like a pretty interesting idea.
I bet the idea of being able to skip three weeks would be appealing to some people.

 

[Navity]

U read it wrong

He read it exactly right.

 

[LowTierBateman]

He read it exactly right.

No it says beater

 

[Navity]

No it says beater

What is bud on about

 

[LowTierBateman]

What is bud on about
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Hmmm

Quite the pickle

 

[Navity]

Hmmm

Quite the pickle

Eat some1 else's pickle, pickle tickler

 

[LowTierBateman]

Eat some1 else's pickle, pickle tickler

I dont like pickles

Mate

 

[Navity]

I dont like pickles

Mate

Then why are you a profesional dick eater?

 

[LowTierBateman]

Then why are you a profesional dick eater?

Idk mate it still says beater

 

[Navity]

Idk mate it still says beater

I think the mods edited it, they did something similar with me a while back. They made my title which was "High T bull" to "High E bull".

The mods love playing this prank.

 

[LowTierBateman]

I think the mods edited it, they did something similar with me a while back. They made my title which was "High T bull" to "High E bull".

The mods love playing this prank.

They made mine 6'4 rapist to 6'4