If only

[Deleted member 45175]

If only I could come home to a loyal, submissive, girlfriend after work to relieve my stress by letting me do whatever I want to her. But nope I come home to post on here and .is. Though tonight I got to shoot a snake with a BB gun which was cool.

 

[Deleted member 25705]

If only I could come home to a loyal, submissive, girlfriend after work to relieve my stress by letting me do whatever I want to her. But nope I come home to post on here and .is. Though tonight I got to shoot a snake with a BB gun which was cool.

This is what you are looking for

 

[Deleted member 45175]

This is what you are looking for

I want to get a fancy silicon sex doll tbh

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Not cool, stick to beating your own snake instead.

 

[Deleted member 45175]

Not cool, stick to beating your own snake instead.

I don't want a snake chilling around my house and possibly eating my families fish

 

[Eriot Lodger]

I don't want a snake chilling around my house and possibly eating my families fish

I meant your dick but maybe it's not long enough to be accurately compared which is fine. Slap your toad then or whatever else you dicklets call it.

 

[Deleted member 41390]

If only I could come home to a loyal, submissive, girlfriend after work to relieve my stress by letting me do whatever I want to her. But nope I come home to post on here and .is. Though tonight I got to shoot a snake with a BB gun which was cool.

too bad youre incel

 

[Deleted member 45175]

I meant your dick but maybe it's not long enough to be accurately compared which is fine. Slap your toad then or whatever else you dicklets call it

Didn't you literally make a thread about riding a dildo and making sure your neighbors kid could here it?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Didn't you literally make a thread about riding a dildo and making sure your neighbors kid could here it?

Did I? That must've been a joke. Anyway you shouldn't torture animals.

 

[Deleted member 45175]

Did I? That must've been a joke. Anyway you shouldn't torture animals.

It was refusing to leave my front yard and could have killed the stray cat that lives outside my house. Or my dogs or fish if it got to the backyard.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

It was refusing to leave my front yard and could have killed the stray cat that lives outside my house. Or my dogs or fish if it got to the backyard.

Aight but you should at least eat it so it doesn't go to waste.

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Get with an asian

 

[Deleted member 45175]

Get with an asian

Just get with a curveless, underweight, alien who will use you for money theory

 

[Deleted member 45175]

@murdah why the hmm reaction? That is what noodlewhores are.

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Just get with a curveless, underweight, alien who will use you for money theory

Beggars can't be choosers