If .org was a highschool which table would you sit at

[not__cel]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, dejected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

 

[n9wiff]

Table 2 has a t50 dark triad impostor

 

[not__cel]

Table 2 has a t50 dark triad impostor

who jfl

 

[ey88]

Table 2 is peak

 

[not__cel]

Table 2 is peak

What do you think about @n9wiff banning anything but raw meat from the table

 

[R@m@]

The one with more Bvlls

 

[ey88]

What do you think about @n9wiff banning anything but raw meat from the table

Based

 

[not__cel]

The one with more Bvlls

So table 4?

 

[ey88]

who jfl

@cromagnon

 

[not__cel]

So table 4?

Most homosexuality in table 4 aswell

 

[RICHCELDOM]

Definetly not table 4. And not with @_MVP_

 

[grungymallard97]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, defected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

Table 4 because @klip11is my homie and funny @asdvek is funny and cool and @ConfusedBolivian is my homie

 

[not__cel]

@cromagnon

what do you mean? he has a10’s

 

[not__cel]

Definetly not table 4. And not with @_MVP_

So table 2?

 

[BigBoy]

table one because i like squishy squishy!

 

[marshadow]

Table 2: @

@cromagnon @

@NORDEN SLAVORUM @

@ey88 @

@wishIwasSalludon @

@n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

Am I welcome at table 2?

 

[sportsmogger]

table 2 is peak

 

[marshadow]

Am I welcome at table 2?

@cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff

 

[not__cel]

Table 4 because @klip11is my homie and funny @asdvek is funny and cool and @ConfusedBolivian is my homie

Klip11 will talk about bbc the entire lunch break and confusedbolivian would try to diddle someone I’d sit at table 2

 

[sportsmogger]

Table 2 is peak

table 2 is peak

great minds think alike

 

[n9wiff]

Poland is white btw

 

[RXnd]

This is gold

 

[ey88]

Am I welcome at table 2?

If you start eating raw meat

 

[marshadow]

If you start eating raw meat

Ok

 

[ey88]

great minds think alike

You’re invited

 

[grungymallard97]

Klip11 will talk about bbc the entire lunch break and confusedbolivian would try to diddle someone I’d sit at table 2

Me and confused would talk about gym shit @klip11 would fill me in on the latest bbc prison rape news and @asdvek would be the group victim and would be funny

 

[not__cel]

table one because i like squishy squishy!

Would you steal _mvp_’s spot?

 

[BigBoy]

Would you steal _mvp_’s spot?

no we can be friends together!

 

[RXnd]

Will trannys be included on the 4th one

 

[not__cel]

This is gold

Jfl this was fun to make thanks where would you sit?

 

[not__cel]

Will trannys be included on the 4th one

 

[not__cel]

Me and confused would talk about gym shit @klip11 would fill me in on the latest bbc prison rape news and @asdvek would be the group victim and would be funny

Asdvek and shawarmafilth might talk about dick size the whole lunch ngl

 

[RXnd]

Jfl this was fun to make thanks where would you sit?

Probably 2 but I think Confused Bolivian is pretty funny so maybe 4!

 

[grungymallard97]

Asdvek and shawarmafilth might talk about dick size the whole lunch ngl
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I’ve never seen shawarmas posts before ngl but if he’s anything like Asdvek I’d love to sit there.

 

[not__cel]

Probably 2 but I think Confused Bolivian is pretty funny so maybe 4!

Yeah I’d probably sit at 3, just because Bigjimswornouttires is there

 

[GabachoCopium]

i’d rather sit alone in the parking lot

 

[grungymallard97]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, defected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

You should make more of these this is actually a fun ash post

 

[RXnd]

You should make more of these this is actually a fun ash post

yeah make more this shit funny af

 

[not__cel]

i’d rather sit alone in the parking lot

Bro you have to choose one, if I had to choose for you I’d probably choose table 4 or table 1 because they’d be the safest but confusedbolivian might try to fight you so stay safe

 

[not__cel]

You should make more of these this is actually a fun ash post

yeah make more this shit funny af

Thanks I will, this was actually a funner post to make. I might make a part 2 for the groups I missed/forgot (slayers, fags, retards, psl autists, professional frauders) and more ngl, I just wanted to post

 

[Avertion]

I’d be sitting alone nigga

 

[grungymallard97]

Thanks I will, this was actually a funner post to make. I might make a part 2 for the groups I missed/forgot (slayers, fags, retards, psl autists, professional frauders) and more ngl, I just wanted to post

I want a feature unless I’m too irrelevant

 

[not__cel]

I’d be sitting alone nigga

You have to choose one

 

[not__cel]

I want a feature unless I’m too irrelevant

I’ll add you if I make it, I already know which group you’d be in

 

[grungymallard97]

I’ll add you if I make it, I already know which group you’d be in

Which one professional frauder ?

 

[not__cel]

Which one professional frauder ?

you’ll know when you see it jfl

 

[grungymallard97]

you’ll know when you see it jfl

Please make it in that case I can’t wait

 

[Avertion]

You have to choose one

I’d sit with asdvek so i can bash his fucking face in and strangle the cunt.

On a serious note i’d probably choose ey88’s table

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Which table is most accepting of curries tho

 

[not__cel]

I’d sit with asdvek so i can bash his fucking face in and strangle the cunt.

On a serious note i’d probably choose ey88’s table

why do so many users hate asdvek jfl, but I agree with you for the most part