If .org was a highschool which table would you sit at

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

based

 

[not__cel]

based

Thanks man I’m glad you saw it

 

[grungymallard97]

ur forgetting im 6'2 and 220 u fucktard

Which table fits me

Ronaldo twink fan club table

 

[not__cel]

Which table fits me

You’d sit at the table with @asdvek and talk about Ronaldo jfl

 

[chudlite]

@chudlite and i would sit together discussing low IQ stuff and how we are gonna slay when when we are shredded and ascended

wed talk about how abos are subhuman and youd defend them

 

[FaceandBBC]

I feel like table 2 would be funny as fuck. Table 4 is probably gonna lead to some zesty shit.

 

[StarvedEpi]

wed talk about how abos are subhuman and youd defend them

niggah your literally native American and jewish

 

[fuxkdakikez]

i would hide in the toilet

 

[LilJojo]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, dejected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

Knowing looksmaxxers names and making posts about them is incel behavior no wonder you’re on this site

 

[LancasteR]

Good thread

 

[not__cel]

Good thread

Thanks bud

 

[Mike141]

Table one: @Xangsane @shizuku11111 @Entschuldigung @_MVP_ (Name: operation squishy squishy)
Description: xangsane and entschuldigung have been long time childhood friends and bonded over their love of squishy squishy, shizuku11111 is an addition to this seating chart and was added for his love of squishy squishy he feels a bit left out, and _mvp_ didn’t have anyone to sit with so decided on sitting with his long time friend xangsane but sits on his phone at the table and doesn’t talk because he’s too busy finishing his homework so he can go to a prestigious university and get a good job

What you’ll eat at this table: a bento box packed with love

Table 2: @cromagnon @NORDEN SLAVORUM @ey88 @wishIwasSalludon @n9wiff ( name: “I have A10’s”)
Description: cromagnon was once a lonely boy his cousin @noobs was sent to a schizo psych ward so he was on his own until some kind older kids in his grade ey88 and salludon and n9wiff invited him to their lunch table, they spend most of their evening schizo rambling about if Poland is white and then invited norden slavorum to sit with them, if anyone eats anything but raw meat n9wiff will bitch them so they live in fear

What you’ll eat at this table: raw beef entrails

Table 3: @LancasteR @BigJimsWornOutTires @Ritalincel @Demonstrator @Vermilioncore @_MVP_
(Name: psych ward)
Description: Bigjimswornouttires was always an artistic kid and all he ever wanted to be was a professional writer, he needed his muse but he couldn’t find anyone, dejected he joined the drama club where he met vermillioncore and demonstrator. At first vermillioncore didn’t want to be friends with Jim because of his lazy outfit and schizo tendencies, he wondered if Jim was a bit autistic but after awhile he welcomed him with open arms. Lancaster was an understudy and wanted to befriend jim, he was a very talented performer though and their art teacher ritalincel and teachers assistant _mvp_ paired them up for a performance. The play was titled “the end of the world”

What you’ll eat at this table: sugary drinks and canned goods

Table 4: @asdvek @klip11 @ConfusedBolivian @ShawarmaFilth
(name: freaky table )
description: one day shawarmafilth was asking everyone in class their cock size for a so called “science experiment” and asdvek gleefully raised his hand so his buddy confused Bolivian raised his hand aswell, ever since then shawarmafilth has been forcing them to do his bidding, during lunch they sit around talking about the hottest foids in school and the worst lunch food and just generally normal topics though but ever so often it gets a bit gay, recently some thing has changed about asdvek but they’re sure it’s nothing serious it’s just that he changed his name to klip11 and now his skin is a different shade but they don’t want to be rude so they’re sure it’s just a coincidence and are glad the table is now more diverse but confusedbolivian is getting suspicious

What you’ll eat: mostly meat but some carbs are allowed aswell

Let me know if there’s other groups I missed and if you’re a part of the tables already let me know people you’d like to add to your table

i would shit on the food of everyone on table 4