If someone rings the door bell and they ask who was there i say the beggar was here

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I knock on doors and scream jew come out!

I make car noises when someone watches formula 1

I ask, playstation here? When someone plays.

If someone asks me sth i say you have no idea.

I say im not 5 years old

When someone goes past my room i say 20 elephants passed

I showed ur face to others, everyone laughed