If u had to switch lives with a furniture, what furniture would u choose?

[stupid ugly loser]

Id be grandfather clock

Mogs all furniture to ikea

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Bed frame and get all the pussy

 

[JOTAROSON]

Это были бы напольные часы.

Могс переносит всю мебель в ИКЕА

Reading posts like this makes me dumber.

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Reading posts like this makes me dumber.

If you smart you dont become dummer

 

[JOTAROSON]

Если ты умный, ты не становишься глупее.

Bro, you're not Socrates.

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Bro, you're not Socrates.

Never claimed to be, I am RedDragonSlayer67

 

[JOTAROSON]

Никогда не утверждал, что являюсь таковым, я — RedDragonSlayer67.

No, from now on you are Socrates

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

No, from now on you are Socrates

I will accept that, thank you for the kind words

 

[zurrity]

Id be grandfather clock

Mogs all furniture to ikea

a hotel bed

 

[eㅤㅤ]

i dont know

 

[Notorious_1676]

Maybe a lamp, being anything else sounds like hell