If ur son asked for a pocket puh, would u get him one

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if my son is asking me for a pocket pussy i did something wrong raising him
 
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No?
 
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my son @davidlaidisme67 asked me for one but I declined he ordered one of temu instead
 
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I'm getting this nigga an autostroker
 
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Probably fucking not, fucking weird thing to ask.I would want him to order one of shein or some sht behind my back,not ask me😭

@Anakin.
 
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Son, I'm not mad, just disappointed. A real man carves out a cantaloupe and pours a little olive oil in it, or maybe gets a couple of rubber bands and some thick sponges. Back in my day we couldn't just order a pocket pussy on an online drop shipping platform. And when we could, it sure didn't have vibration or heating or electric shocking with it. Technology corrupting the youth:feelsrope:

"Technology is the hammer which titans use to forge man into a slave" - Ernst Junger
 
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Son, I'm not mad, just disappointed. A real man carves out a cantaloupe and pours a little olive oil in it, or maybe gets a couple of rubber bands and some thick sponges. Back in my day we couldn't just order a pocket pussy on an online drop shipping platform. And when we could, it sure didn't have vibration or heating or electric shocking with it. Technology corrupting the youth:feelsrope:

"Technology is the hammer which titans use to forge man into a slave" - Ernst Junger
Lowk thanks for the idea
 
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Probably fucking not, fucking weird thing to ask.I would want him to order one of shein or some sht behind my back,not ask me😭

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kys retarded faggot
 
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Lowk thanks for the idea
No problem make sure to document the results on video (for experimental and record keeping purposes of an exclusively clerical nature)
 
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