if we mandated penis inspection day there would be no more mass shootings

[doredrin]

the abolition of penis inspection day directly coincides with an increase in mass shootings

back in the day incel troublemakers were easily identified on penis inspection day and put under close supervision


NOT ONE MORE

PENIS CONTROL NOW

 

[doredrin]

it will be on erect VOLUME

circumfrence x length


anyone under 70% of the total maximum penis volume humanly possible will be justifiably labeled as a potential domestic terrorist and their internet history, cell phone location, and other vital information will be sent to the NSA and various other law enforcement agencies on a consistent basis for analysis by real life agents and complex algorithms

 

[doredrin]

why dont niggers shoot up schools?

easy: they don't have tiny white boy cocks