if yer bird is doing "euro summer"

[CelestialEmpire]

sorry but shes getting put in a boston crab by 6'6 UK slayers in mallorca, ibiza, marbella, mykonos, amalfi coast, etc

 

[Former Shortcel]

What about zante? Is my bird safe there?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

What about zante? Is my bird safe there?

no ur bird is not safe in zante either

 

[CelestialEmpire]

i repeat, shes literally getting DOMINATED by enormous wide framed anglo saxon rugby slayers THREE TIMES her size who are ABUSING HER in their airbnb while IMPALING her tiny PUSSY with their 9.25X7.5 INCHERS