If you are below 5'10 barefoot you should get disability payments

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For having to live and compete with taller men. You should be paid money each month and also given special privileges in society whether it's in your career/work, with women you should be assigned a government mandated virgin 18 year old girlfriend, so on.
 
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How old are u
 
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How old are u
Height is what matters, not age. I'm 29 but can easily look early 20s when clean shaven and this is because i have led a very low stress life since i've never worked a job. But i like keeping a beard and girls like facial hair anyways unless you are tiktok prettyboy.
 
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Height is what matters, not age. I'm 29 but can easily look early 20s when clean shaven and this is because i have led a very low stress life since i've never worked a job. But i like keeping a beard and girls like facial hair anyways unless you are tiktok prettyboy.
Js geomax are u into Asians
 
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Height is what matters, not age. I'm 29 but can easily look early 20s when clean shaven and this is because i have led a very low stress life since i've never worked a job. But i like keeping a beard and girls like facial hair anyways unless you are tiktok prettyboy.
bro wth you could be rich by now
 
Yes gibs me muh reparations for being 5'7:p
 
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bro wth you could be rich by now
I should be rich/retired by now considering i first started purchasing crypto in 2017 but a series of bad decisions and a lot of bad luck has not made that happen.
 
Js geomax are u into Asians
Asians? as in east asians? yeah i think japanese and chinese girls are cute. I'm not white though and they're all white guy chasers.
 
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For having to live and compete with taller men. You should be paid money each month and also given special privileges in society whether it's in your career/work, with women you should be assigned a government mandated virgin 18 year old girlfriend, so on.
Itโ€™s never this deep
 
6'5+ should get payments for being funny
 
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For having to live and compete with taller men. You should be paid money each month and also given special privileges in society whether it's in your career/work, with women you should be assigned a government mandated virgin 18 year old girlfriend, so on
what if iโ€™m 5โ€™9.5
 
Asians? as in east asians? yeah i think japanese and chinese girls are cute. I'm not white though and they're all white guy chasers.
U could go Philippine anyways unc look what I found u could be goth
 
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what if iโ€™m 5โ€™9.5
do you wake up 5'10 and then go down to 5'9.5 or what? when i say 5'10 barefoot i'm talking about atleast being 5'10 in the afternoon, just because i wake up 5'9 doesn't mean i claim 5'9, i claim 5'8.5 because that's my height few hours after waking up.
 
For having to live and compete with taller men. You should be paid money each month and also given special privileges in society whether it's in your career/work, with women you should be assigned a government mandated virgin 18 year old girlfriend, so on.
no you should just be given a free euthanasia
 
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do you wake up 5'10 and then go down to 5'9.5 or what? when i say 5'10 barefoot i'm talking about atleast being 5'10 in the afternoon, just because i wake up 5'9 doesn't mean i claim 5'9, i claim 5'8.5 because that's my height few hours after waking up.
alright i lied, im 5โ€™9 in the afternoon but im getting up there soon :feelsgood:
 
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i was cheated in life out of that 2cm i needed to feel normal height
 
keep crying manlet
 
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im 5โ€™4 now give me my hot virgin gf
 
Same with frameletism and wristceldom
 

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