
BigJimsWornOutTires
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If I were a drill serg, I wouldn’t lie to my soldiers about China’s army. I would tell them the truth. “They will fucking eat you! They will eat you, motherfuckers!” A soldier chuckles, thinking I’m Mister Funny Man. I get into his face and scream, “Do I look like Mister Funny Man, bitch? Do I look like I just fucked your nasty whore mother and now puking my guts in the bathroom?” His face turns serious.Vietnam was a loss not because we were outmatched but because we were fighting an unpopukar war back home. The casualtues were higher on the Vietnam side but they were willing to fight to the end. We werent
“Knowing those motherfuckers will eat us,” I announce to the recruits. “This week’s training is eating people. We’re going to season the meat. We’re going to bake, grill, and fry the human meat. We’re going to get our bellies hungry for human meat!”
Meanwhile, across the Pacific, a Chinese drill sergeant is rallying his troops. “Those dumb fucking Americans believe we eat people! So this week, we will learn how to eat people! We will season the meat. We’re going to bake, grill, and serve it with rice! We’re gonna get our bellies hungry for human meat!”
The Cannibal War, coming soon.