If you call suicide hotline they will call the cops on you

[Deleted member 87785]

I thought I could just vent and it would be like a free therapy session but as soon as you say you have the rope around your neck you just have to kick the stool over the old hag on the other side side will start asking where do you live with 999 on dial

 

[Deleted member 72910]

just put the neck in the noose lil bro

 

[Deleted member 87785]

just put the neck in the noose lil bro

do you think ropemaxed people go jannah or no

 

[alurmo]

Personal experience ?

 

[vratisevojvodo]

I thought I could just vent and it would be like a free therapy session but as soon as you say you have the rope around your neck you just have to kick the stool over the old hag on the other side side will start asking where do you live with 999 on dial

stop giving me a ideas

 

[failedathlete]

That’s what you get for spending your time calling obviously cope numbers

If you wanna rooe might as well call your oneitis

 

[Deleted member 72910]

do you think ropemaxed people go jannah or no

its haram to ropemaxx
but if Allah forgives you then theres always a chance

 

[Deleted member 87785]

Personal experience ?

yes I called from the library I would never call with phone id because I know they pull stuff like this

 

[Gonthar]

I thought I could just vent and it would be like a free therapy session but as soon as you say you have the rope around your neck you just have to kick the stool over the old hag on the other side side will start asking where do you live with 999 on dial

Just tell her first before talking to her: "Listen here - you don't know who I am, but I know who you are and where you live, if you call the cops now it will be the worst mistake of your life....".

 

[Deleted member 87785]

Just tell her first before talking to her: "Listen here - you don't know who I am, but I know who you are and where you live, if you call the cops now it will be the worst mistake of your life....".

Maybe if I told her “all my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home.” it would all be okay