If you call suicide hotline they will call the cops on you

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I thought I could just vent and it would be like a free therapy session but as soon as you say you have the rope around your neck you just have to kick the stool over the old hag on the other side side will start asking where do you live with 999 on dial
 
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I thought I could just vent and it would be like a free therapy session but as soon as you say you have the rope around your neck you just have to kick the stool over the old hag on the other side side will start asking where do you live with 999 on dial
stop giving me a ideas
 
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I thought I could just vent and it would be like a free therapy session but as soon as you say you have the rope around your neck you just have to kick the stool over the old hag on the other side side will start asking where do you live with 999 on dial
Just tell her first before talking to her: "Listen here - you don't know who I am, but I know who you are and where you live, if you call the cops now it will be the worst mistake of your life....".
 
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Just tell her first before talking to her: "Listen here - you don't know who I am, but I know who you are and where you live, if you call the cops now it will be the worst mistake of your life....".
Maybe if I told her “all my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home.” it would all be okay
 

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