If you could be anyone but yourself who would it be?

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You can't choose Eriksen because I suck his dick all the time so only I get to become him
 
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Maybe @MakinItHappen but the penis size reduction is brutal
 
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He’s a very good director
Have you seen the shape of water?
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My parents wanted me to go see it with them but I denied it cause I had just bought Black Ops 3 (on my PS4) and wanted to invite some friends over. My favorite movies from him are Mama, Pan's Labyrinth, The Book Of Life (I think it's his too... or at least co-directed) and Blade 2, and I know a lot of people disliked it but idgaf. It was fun for an action flick.
 
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My parents wanted me to go see it with them but I denied it cause I had just bought Black Ops 3 (on my PS4) and wanted to invite some friends over. My favorite movies from him are Mama, Pan's Labyrinth, The Book Of Life (I think it's his too... or at least co-directed) and Blade 2, and I know a lot of people disliked it but idgaf. It was fun for an action flick.
I wish he produced tv shows too
He would be very good
 
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albert einstein tbh
 
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Elliot Rodger. Only if I had to choose someone else though, because I like being myself.

If I was ER I would have stuck a fork Soumaya's ass and rebuked my beta father. They would have definitely banned me from their house a lot earlier than my 18th birthday.

I would have lived a different life than him.

My son will look like him though. He's gonna be raised the right way. My son will hava a man for a father. Regardless of how good he looks, he's gonna be able to get whatever he want's from life. I hope and pray that he wants the right things. A man's life shouldn't revolve around chasing pussy/female validation.
 
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Elliot Rodger. Only if I had to choose someone else though, because I like being myself.

If I was ER I would have stuck a fork Soumaya's ass and rebuked my beta father. They would have definitely banned me from their house a lot earlier than my 18th birthday.

I would have lived a different life than him.

My son will look like him though. He's gonna be raised the right way. My son will hava a man for a father. Regardless of how good he looks, he's gonna be able to get whatever he want's from life. I hope and pray that he wants the right things. A man's life shouldn't revolve around chasing pussy/female validation.
GIF by Election 2020
 
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Genghis Khan , must be fun to have 16 millions descendant after you are gone for so long
 
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