If you could choose a movie to star in what would you choose

Would star as durden in Figth club
Or as captain america in winter soldier or spiderman in the garfield movie. I simply get to kiss emma stone and scarlett johansson... Jfl
 
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But i’ll be the hearthrob the girls get wet by so i feel my deal is better than urs
Bitch I don't give a flying fuck bro I'll have venoms powers and I'll be able to eat ppl n shit. p.s venom can give me a fucking sword for an arm
 
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Bitch I don't give a flying fuck bro I'll have venoms powers and I'll be able to eat ppl n shit. p.s venom can give me a fucking sword for an arm
I’ll most likely be in more movies than you since the only reason you exist is to challange me
 
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Hehe, no ur not.
Me: Alien Symbiote from distant planet out in the uncharted regions of space, attaches to Spider man in Secret War saga of the comics, come back to earth and use you as my food supply. After that attach myself to Eddie Brock aka 6'5 Brock Lesnar.

You: Spider bite man, man becomes spider.
 
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Me: Alien Symbiote from distant planet out in the uncharted regions of space, attaches to Spider man in Secret War saga of the comics, come back to earth and use you as my food supply. After that attach myself to Eddie Brock aka 6'5 Brock Lesnar.

You: Spider bite man, man becomes spider.
I’m more relatable and likeable
 
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I’m more relatable and likeable
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More relatble to the average Joe, sure.
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I'm Infinitely more badass and cooler.
 
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I look better doe and venom don’t fuck hot bitches like mj and that blonde bitch in the Andrew movies
I'm fine with this tbh
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And venom isn't a villain, he is a anti-hero
 
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Star Wars Episode 10: The Revenge of the Sith

I star as Titus Kilgor, a Jedi apprentice who performs search-and-destroy missions on behalf of Jedi Master Frank Horrigan and the Rebellion against the remnants of the First Order. With the 77th "Black Fang" Brigade at my back, I assault a hidden First Order bunker on Yavin IV. Upon slaughtering every Imperial soldier on base, I storm the headquarters and choke the Grand Moff (a decrepit old man at this point) to death by crushing his throat into the ground beneath my heel. I order my Death's Head brigade to round up all deserters and non-combatants for summary execution, leaving me alone in the nucleus of the base. Atop the Grand Moff's desk, I find a holodisk. Through its contents, I learn that the Grand Moff was a secret apprentice of Darth Vader who, much like myself, would perform search-and-destroy missions on Vader's and the Empire's behalf. It is suggested that the founders of the Rebellion were dealers in the galactic slave trade, the proceeds of which formed the basis of its initial funding and manpower. I return to Master Horrigan having completed my mission. After receiving my accolades, I investigate further into the dark origins of the Rebellion, and I learn that not only has the Rebellion been profiting from the galactic slave trade since its inception, but the slave trade, itself, goes back to the very first Jedi, who would, in a time when the Force was not yet well understood, sacrifice captured Sith warriors to the Force on stone altars to bring power to the Light Side to bear against the Dark. These ancient traditions of human sacrifice and slavery, to my own horror, thrive within the leadership of the Rebellion and the Jedi. It is at this point that I turn my allegiance to the Dark Side in secret, and end the cruel tyranny of the Light and start my mission to bring the galaxy under the iron fist of the Empire and the Sith.

Episodes 10-12 will not just subvert expectations. They will seize expectations in droves and commit mass genocide against them in gas chambers.
 
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Taxi Driver
 
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Limitless
 
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Fight club mogs
After I watched Fight Club I wanted to beat the shit out of everyone and gymcel. After I watched Taxi Driver I wanted to LDAR. One of them takes the cake for me
 
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After I watched Fight Club I wanted to beat the shit out of everyone and gymcel. After I watched Taxi Driver I wanted to LDAR. One of them takes the cake for me
Wuts ldar?
 
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The Acidfacer 🤪
 

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