if you could get adopted by any .org user who would it be?

[mirrormogger]

i think i would go for @Amnesia since he would feel bad from having his son suffer while he slays so he would fund my ascension

 

[ingram33]

I thought u were banned

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

@RealSurgerymax

Would teach me top tier surgical knowledge

Would ascend me to chad for 0€

Would let me borrow his models

Probably rich af, 3 course meals in restaurants everyday

Has Alot of connections probably

.org fame

Would groom me to give him bjs everyday while he watchs instagram chads thirst trap

 

[mirrormogger]

I thought u were banned

why

 

[Lynxress]

i think i would go for @Amnesia since he would feel bad from having his son suffer while he slays so he would fund my ascension

He won't give a shit about his children

 

[mirrormogger]

He won't give a shit about his children

he says he doesn’t want to bring children into this dark world so he would probably care

 

[ingram33]

why

wrong user mb

 

[mirrormogger]

@RealSurgerymax

Would teach me top tier surgical knowledge

Would ascend me to chad for 0€

Would let me borrow his models

Would groom me to give him bjs everyday while he watchs instagram chads thirst trap

i doubt it’d be free,you’d probably have to work at his brothel to pay it off

 

[randomop]

Can someone on this forum be my parent ?

@Vermilioncore @Bojack I was histerically laughing and my mom told me she will leave forever and she left

looksmax.org

 

[ingram33]

i think i would go for @Amnesia since he would feel bad from having his son suffer while he slays so he would fund my ascension

it would be myself since im the type of guy to give his own kid hgh

 

[randomop]

@Seth Walsh because he is rich and will help me ascend

 

[mayo mogger]

@mayo mogger i would raise myself well im being held back by my parent's shit parenting

 

[mirrormogger]

it would be myself since im the type of guy to give his own kid hgh

@mayo mogger i would raise myself well im being held back by my parent's shit parenting

not born to - adopted by, being adopted by yourself would just mean your fatherless

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

i doubt it’d be free,you’d probably have to work at his brothel to pay it off

Doing abit of 'favours' to ascend doesn't sound that bad ngl

 

[mirrormogger]

Doing abit of 'favours' to ascend doesn't sound that bad ngl

you’ll be getting pounded by pajeets in turkey on a daily basis

 

[LowTierVitoBss]

you’ll be getting pounded by pajeets in turkey on a daily basis

"Come on big boy, let daddy take a small peak there"

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

i think i would go for @Amnesia since he would feel bad from having his son suffer while he slays so he would fund my ascension

@Orc he will transform me

 

[mirrormogger]

@Orc he will transform me

solid choice imagine eating his cooking everyday

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

solid choice imagine eating his cooking everyday

@Orc would you adopt an asian?

 

[Orc]

@Orc would you adopt an asian?

parts of my family are already asian.