If you could make a deal with the devil, what would you do?

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Let’s say the devil comes to you physically a full manifestation of Satan. He offers you anything you want in turn for your soul and eternal damnation, what will you do/ask for?
 
Nothing if satan is real why would I sell my soul jfl
 
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If the devil is real that means I have undeniable proof of god which means I will live a righteous life and beg for forgiveness to enjoy an eternal afterlife in heaven.
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Let’s say the devil comes to you physically a full manifestation of Satan. He offers you anything you want in turn for your soul and eternal damnation, what will you do/ask for?
 
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I'd ask for a better deal, I ain't into damnation tbh
 
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I'd ask for a better deal, I ain't into damnation tbh
I'd sell my soul for 8 psl face and 10 million dolar cash
 
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If that would happen I would not accept any deal and force that 5'5 manlet to tell me what religion is true. I will convert to real religion to go to heaven (hope it's islam for 74 prime jb white stacies).
But in reality all bs and doesn't exist
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If that would happen I would not accept any deal and force that 5'5 manlet to tell me what religion is true. I will convert to real religion to go to heaven (hope it's islam for 74 prime jb white stacies).
But in reality all bs and doesn't existView attachment 661327
Islam==Bullshit ngl,i don't wanna believe how i will convert from pathetic ugly subhuman male to slayer chad in heaven
 
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I'd sell my soul for 8 psl face and 10 million dolar cash
Why 10 million if you sell soul be high iq like me and wish for immortality as well as invincibility. Basically never die to go to hell in the first place and you can become rich because you have all the time in the world
 
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will trade my soul so batuhan can live a happy life with his onetis for eterna
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JFL at people selling their soul and eternal damnation for some fucking looks or money. Imagine being this retarded. The situation is fucking clear to me:

1)I am being approached by Satan for a deal. Do you think Satan would approach me if he thinks he is going to get a bad deal? No, he is obviously getting the MUCH better end of the deal or he wouldn't even bother.

2)Do you know anything about the worth of your soul and eternal damnation? No, so you have no idea what you are truly trading and what value it has.

Meanwhile ofcourse Satan fucking knows what your soul is worth and what eternal damnation is. He has most likely done this deal a fucking dozen of times and trapped many ignorant foolish retards.

Whenever someone approaches you to offer you a deal, ALWAYS act with the highest form of sceptism. People wouldn't waste their time and energy trying to make deals with random people, if they weren't getting the better end of the deal. EVER
 
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satan is a metaphor for the jews
 
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I'd ask for height
 
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I'd probably kill him with my bare hands.
 
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kill all jews
 
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Let’s say the devil comes to you physically a full manifestation of Satan. He offers you anything you want in turn for your soul and eternal damnation, what will you do/ask for?
Anything I want? If I HAD to choose id wish like a billions of dollars, 8psl face, my oneitis or make my waifu real and immortality so I never have to die and go to hell
 
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Anything I want? If I HAD to choose id wish like a billions of dollars, 8psl face, my oneitis or make my waifu real and immortality so I never have to die and go to hell
We deserve love
 
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If god and devil are real then god is probably not a good person either. I'm fucked either way might as well live good this life
 
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i want my streets to be clear and have no shits lying around is it too much to ask?
 
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Also, Satan is never going to give you a deal in his devil/evil form. It's going to be much easier to convince you as he pretends to be god or some kind of angel/Seraph. He obviously has to power the transform and larp as something like this:
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You would be way more likely to trust a creature like this due to the deception of her looks.

I bet even blackpilled people will fall for this very easily.

You think Satan will show up like this?
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No. Satan knows humans are lookist creatures and wont trust him for his appearance alone. He wil look like an angel to lure you into his trap.
 
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nothing in this temporary world is worth eternal damnation
if i had to pick something tho, would be infinite money and jb's
 
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Also, Satan is never going to give you a deal in his devil/evil form. It's going to be much easier to convince you as he pretends to be god or some kind of angel/Seraph. He obviously has to power to transform and larp as something like this:
latest

You would be way more likely to trust a creature like this due to the deception of her looks.

I bet even blackpilled people will fall for this very easily.

You think Satan will show up like this?
DSC_1021_kopia-Croppedsml-1280x1280.jpg


No. Satan knows humans are lookist creatures and wont trust him for his appearance alone. He wil look like the angel described above to lure you into his trap.

Cope I already met him and he looked like shit

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Also, Satan is never going to give you a deal in his devil/evil form. It's going to be much easier to convince you as he pretends to be god or some kind of angel/Seraph. He obviously has to power to transform and larp as something like this:
latest

You would be way more likely to trust a creature like this due to the deception of her looks.

I bet even blackpilled people will fall for this very easily.

You think Satan will show up like this?
DSC_1021_kopia-Croppedsml-1280x1280.jpg


No. Satan knows humans are lookist creatures and wont trust him for his appearance alone. He wil look like the angel described above to lure you into his trap.
I'd more likely to belive if he showed his real appearence,i don't fit with norms honestly

I don't believe people who has high trust appearence/face
 
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Also, Satan is never going to give you a deal in his devil/evil form. It's going to be much easier to convince you as he pretends to be god or some kind of angel/Seraph. He obviously has to power the transform and larp as something like this:
latest

You would be way more likely to trust a creature like this due to the deception of her looks.

I bet even blackpilled people will fall for this very easily.

You think Satan will show up like this?
DSC_1021_kopia-Croppedsml-1280x1280.jpg


No. Satan knows humans are lookist creatures and wont trust him for his appearance alone. He wil look like an angel to lure you into his trap.
lucifier was described as the most beautiful angel in heaven. his form would be psl 9
 
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i will ask him to show his bobs and vegene
 
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I'd more likely to belive if he showed his real appearence,i don't fit with norms honestly

I don't believe people who has high trust appearence/face
I think a PSL8 angel would convince me much easier than some ugly disfigured demon. It's human instinct.

Whenever I see a high trust face irl I also think 'auto-cuck' or 'innocent'.

Looks are human's achilles heel.
 
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Ask him if he's gay, if he say yes I'm grabbing him and throwing him through the window , if he say no i will remind him that in islam he's first bottom in existence, then i will commit act of defenestration on him.
 
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