If you dickheads ever "ascend", they're gonna be pretty disappointed.

[GetShrekt]

I don't think Incels realize the first several times you have sex, you're very likely to be super bad at it. Awkward, have no idea what you're doing, and it's over in a few minutes, tops. They seem to think sex is this magical thing that's life changing, or something. Yeah, it's great, and can be a fulfilling spiritualesque experience, but if you're not happy without it, you're not going to be happy with it either.

Porn isn't real life, y'all...

 

[Acee]

OP couldn`t get it up.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Not the case for me. Inserted my dick in and fit like a glove. Fucked nice and wet and bloody. Came hard. Then she sucked my dick and I exploded in her mouth. Huge explosion. Mount saint Helens type shit innit

 

[GetShrekt]

Not the case for me. Inserted my dick in and fit like a glove. Fucked nice and wet and bloody. Came hard. Then she sucked my dick and I exploded in her mouth. Huge explosion. Mount saint Helens type shit innit

More tales

 

[jfcage]

Not the case for me. Inserted my dick in and fit like a glove. Fucked nice and wet and bloody. Came hard. Then she sucked my dick and I exploded in her mouth. Huge explosion. Mount saint Helens type shit innit

Tales from the padded cell of a mental asylum

 

[Vermilioncore]

More tales

You can think its tales, but i know it truly happened. Its like those movies where the nigga is never trusted and people keep thinking he's crazy but then they realize he was right. Final Destination type shit innit

 

[the BULL]

sex is indeed worthless. control over ppl it's where it's at

 

[Deleted member 17763]

True my A1 dick game took 10,000 hours of deliberate practice to cultivate. Malcolm chadwell would be proud

 

[the BULL]

sex is indeed worthless. control over ppl it's where it's at

the reason why incels here don't escortcel. every incel i know irl has visited escorts. ppl here have emperor brain without the emperor genetics

 

[Deleted member 14693]

and it's over in a few minutes, tops

Cope only cause you can't last doesn't mean no one can

 

[GetShrekt]

OP couldn`t get it up.

I want to know what they think happens when they ascend? Do they instantly turn into a chad with 10/10 looks? Do they get a bigger penis? I need to know why they think sex will solve all their problems!

 

[GetShrekt]

True my A1 dick game took 10,000 hours of deliberate practice to cultivate. Malcolm chadwell would be proud

Yeah, I literally attend sex parties and I think they are in for a world of disappointment if they ever experience sex…it can be nice, but so can a lot of other things. Personally, I think a good coffee in the morning or my favorite food when I am hungry is better. They have it on such an unrealistic pedestal.

 

[GetShrekt]

Cope only cause you can't last doesn't mean no one can

I think they do have an idea that they’ll probably be bad at sex, and that’s WHY they idealize clumsy virgin fumbling. Because having to perform for someone who knows what sex is like, they would be able to judge and compare them to others. But if they can just sleep with someone who doesn’t know any better, then maybe their ego won’t have to take the hit…

 

[Foreverbrad]

As an incel who used to have sex (30 ish different foids) I kinda disagree, if the girl is into you and you have the stamina to fuck her properly you can still have a good time. Just copy what you see in porn and you won't go wrong - but only if the girl is actually into you.

If you can see she's not into you from the beginning, nothing you do will work so just cum as quick as you can and leave.

Yet another application of the black pill.

Also note you can't assume if you dumpster dive far enough they'll automatically be into you. In my experience it's only your own looks level that matters.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

The awkwardness part is over rated, most first lays with any girls won’t be magical unless your super experienced and even then you need to figure out what she likes. Just don’t cum early and use some foreplay and it’ll be fine.

 

[GetShrekt]

As an incel who used to have sex (30 ish different foids) I kinda disagree, if the girl is into you and you have the stamina to fuck her properly you can still have a good time. Just copy what you see in porn and you won't go wrong - but only if the girl is actually into you.

If you can see she's not into you from the beginning, nothing you do will work so just cum as quick as you can and leave.

Yet another application of the black pill.

Also note you can't assume if you dumpster dive far enough they'll automatically be into you. In my experience it's only your own looks level that matters.

If one had a chance and said no bc of crazy standards that's a normal person who is so shallow they are alone. Those are just assholes. Incels are the ones who get no attention from any girl and cope by pretending they have options they don't have. They are a brand of assholes who can't attract a single soul. Hypotheticals, getting off on the illusion of turning their nose up plus an opportunity to be a bully

TLDR: let's not give them too much credit