If you die in a school shooting you're a fucking bot

[Deleted member 17531]

Why the fuck did you sit there

 

[ManletFF]

Basement theories

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Imagine going to school

 

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A lot of people who have lived sheltered, privileged lives and never been in a real situation, they freeze up and super panic when shit goes down.

It's so funny. You should see it. You can visibly see their legs shaking and they can't move

 

[mightyravendark]

A lot of people who have lived sheltered, privileged lives and never been in a real situation, they freeze up and super panic when shit goes down.

It's so funny. You should see it. You can visibly see their legs shaking and they can't move

Ur the type of guy who thinks he's gonna pull some John Wick shit out of his scrawny ass with zero combat experience when a shooter walks into his classroom.

 

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Ur the type of guy who thinks he's gonna pull some John Wick shit out of his scrawny ass with zero combat experience when a shooter walks into his classroom.

Not at all. I thugmaxxed for years and so have been in crazy situations.

 

[mightyravendark]

Not at all. I thugmaxxed for years and so have been in crazy situations.

Playing gta san andreas doesn't count as thugmaxxing u larper

 

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Ur the type of guy who thinks he's gonna pull some John Wick shit out of his scrawny ass with zero combat experience when a shooter walks into his classroom.

If someone tries to play the hero and attack the shooter, they are retarded, because it means they could've escaped instead.

Why get shot for people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire? kek

 

[Deleted member 20652]

Not at all. I thugmaxxed for years and so have been in crazy situations.

What kinda crimes do you do? Do you make money on crime?

 

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Playing gta san andreas doesn't count as thugmaxxing u larper

Kek, not everyone on this forum is white and comes from a good home.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

What about island shooting

 

[Deleted member 20652]

If someone tries to play the hero and attack the shooter, they are retarded, because it means they could've escaped instead.

Why get shot for people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire? kek

This is true. Normies at school wouldn't care if you died in a school shooting (except those who were close friends/best friends)

 

[mightyravendark]

If someone tries to play the hero and attack the shooter, they are retarded, because it means they could've escaped instead.

Why get shot for people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire? kek

As soon as shooter walks into my class I would stand up immediately, sprint to opposite side of room in a millisecond, jump at wall, kick off it into backflip, activate both my rinnegan and sharingan, teleport behind the shooter and say to him "now you're mine, then every female within 10km radius would then simultaneously start having screaming squirting orgasms at the sight of this with their pussies pointed directly at me to point where entire room fills with pussy juice drowning the shooter to death.

 

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As soon as shooter walks into my class I would stand up immediately, sprint to opposite side of room in a millisecond, jump at wall, kick off it into backflip, activate both my rinnegan and sharingan, teleport behind the shooter and say to him "now you're mine, then every female within 10km radius would then simultaneously start having screaming squirting orgasms at the sight of this with their pussies pointed directly at me to point where entire room fills with pussy juice drowning the shooter to death.

Kek.

As soon as shooter walks into my class, I am looking for the nearest 50/60kg human, grabbing them and using them as a shield.

But I doubt I'd ever get hit in a shooting. I always make friends with the most likely mass shooting suspects cuz i get along better with them

 

[Deleted member 17531]

As soon as shooter walks into my class I would stand up immediately, sprint to opposite side of room in a millisecond, jump at wall, kick off it into backflip, activate both my rinnegan and sharingan, teleport behind the shooter and say to him "now you're mine, then every female within 10km radius would then simultaneously start having screaming squirting orgasms at the sight of this with their pussies pointed directly at me to point where entire room fills with pussy juice drowning the shooter to death.

I would use Minato's Jutsu to teleport behind the shooter and Kamui the shooter into Kaguya's lava dimension

 

[Bipedal Dog]

A lot of people who have lived sheltered, privileged lives and never been in a real situation, they freeze up and super panic when shit goes down.

It's so funny. You should see it. You can visibly see their legs shaking and they can't move

and these are the kind of kids that would socially isolate/verbally bully an incel like Nikolas Cruz

 

[Bipedal Dog]

Kek.

As soon as shooter walks into my class, I am looking for the nearest 50/60kg human, grabbing them and using them as a shield.

But I doubt I'd ever get hit in a shooting. I always make friends with the most likely mass shooting suspects cuz i get along better with them

My guy u could just use a table

 

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and these are the kind of kids that would socially isolate/verbally bully an incel like Nikolas Cruz

America is such a backwards place. They refuse to acknowledge that bullying is a problem in schools and just attribute the attacks to mental health or the shooter just being crazy.

If these shooters just wanted to inflict damage on people, instead of going to school where they run higher risk of being caught with loaded weapon, they could just hit their nearest supermarket or something. But nope, they all target their schools. I wonder why that could be?

 

[Bipedal Dog]

America is such a backwards place. They refuse to acknowledge that bullying is a problem in schools and just attribute the attacks to mental health or the shooter just being crazy.

If these shooters just wanted to inflict damage on people, instead of going to school where they run higher risk of being caught with loaded weapon, they could just hit their nearest supermarket or something. But nope, they all target their schools. I wonder why that could be?

Put my thoughts into words. The only thing that could make a self-respecting dude that angry is being mogged and abused for a long time.

Obviously, all school shooters have some glaring issues that might fix their problem (Most kids being bullied tbh) but That is tangential, what’s really key is that the reason is being bullied, and especially being a virgin.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Why get shot for people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire? kek

Just asking but did you get that metaphor from GRRM a dance with dragons lol

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Why the fuck did you sit there

In the words of Piccolo from TFS dragon ball z “Gohan why didn’t you DOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDGGGGGEEEE”
1:11

 

[mightyravendark]

America is such a backwards place. They refuse to acknowledge that bullying is a problem in schools and just attribute the attacks to mental health or the shooter just being crazy.

If these shooters just wanted to inflict damage on people, instead of going to school where they run higher risk of being caught with loaded weapon, they could just hit their nearest supermarket or something. But nope, they all target their schools. I wonder why that could be?

Because their FBI groomer convinced them to

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Just asking but did you get that metaphor from GRRM a dance with dragons lol

No, it’s a common metaphor. You’ve read asoiaf?

 

[House Lannister]

A nigga like me would disarm the shooter then beat the fuck out of them then the class Stacy would be turned on by my dark triadness and I’d fuck her infromt of the dying shooter incel

 

[Deleted member 17531]

A nigga like me would disarm the shooter then beat the fuck out of them then the class Stacy would be turned on by my dark triadness and I’d fuck her infromt of the dying shooter incel

Real shit cuh on the dead homies

 

[Amnesia]

A lot of people who have lived sheltered, privileged lives and never been in a real situation, they freeze up and super panic when shit goes down.

It's so funny. You should see it. You can visibly see their legs shaking and they can't move

then its good they are cleansed from the earth

 

[LooksOrDeath]

No, it’s a common metaphor. You’ve read asoiaf?

yeah the only place I've seen this metaphor is in that book lol

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Why the fuck did you sit there

You don't know anything about violence do you? What makes you think anybody who died in school shootings sat there?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

You don't know anything about violence do you? What makes you think anybody who died in school shootings sat there?

Its a song

 

[Deleted member 12002]

America is such a backwards place. They refuse to acknowledge that bullying is a problem in schools and just attribute the attacks to mental health or the shooter just being crazy.

If these shooters just wanted to inflict damage on people, instead of going to school where they run higher risk of being caught with loaded weapon, they could just hit their nearest supermarket or something. But nope, they all target their schools. I wonder why that could be?

Well what do you think could possibly be done about bullying? Everybody knows bullying is a problem. You don't have to acknowledge it.

 

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Well what do you think could possibly be done about bullying? Everybody knows bullying is a problem. You don't have to acknowledge it.

What do you mean what could be possibly done?

How about suspending bullies?

How about reminding people that bullying is wrong?

How about doing all the things which have been done so that people respect gays and trans, but doing it to deter bullying?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

I always make friends with the most likely mass shooting suspects cuz i get along better with them

That's actually a really good strategy. Saved a kid's life in Colombine.

 

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That's actually a really good strategy. Saved a kid's life in Colombine.

Doing it as a strategy won't help things either, because they will be able to sense the fake love coming from you.

I've just always related better with nerds for some reason. Instead of Chads and normies

 

[Daqirius]

The kids who don't smash a window in their classroms and make a run for it hold a major L

 

[Deleted member 8904]

As soon as shooter walks into my class I would stand up immediately, sprint to opposite side of room in a millisecond, jump at wall, kick off it into backflip, activate both my rinnegan and sharingan, teleport behind the shooter and say to him "now you're mine, then every female within 10km radius would then simultaneously start having screaming squirting orgasms at the sight of this with their pussies pointed directly at me to point where entire room fills with pussy juice drowning the shooter to death.

wake up ma a new copypasta just dropped

 

[Deleted member 12002]

What do you mean what could be possibly done?

How about suspending bullies?

How about reminding people that bullying is wrong?

How about doing all the things which have been done so that people respect gays and trans, but doing it to deter bullying?

Oh boy. It won't work. Why not just do the same thing with pedophiles? Remind people it's wrong?

Bullying will always exist. They already get suspended when they're caughf. Sh*t, when I was a kid I loved getting suspended. Didn't have to wake up early and go to school.

Anyways, people already know bullying is wrong. They just don't care.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

yeah the only place I've seen this metaphor is in that book lol

It’s a common british saying. But asoiaf has ‘words are wind’ which is cooler lol

 

[LooksOrDeath]

It’s a common british saying. But asoiaf has ‘words are wind’ which is cooler lol

And 'as useful as nipples on a breastplate' lmao