If you DON'T fuck escorts, You Are a Loser.

JoeKeys9

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Goal: we want to fuck hot girls

Problem: you have to be born with a chad to get them, and even if ur a chad u have to spend many hours jumping through hoops to get them to meet u

Solution: order a fucking hot escort to your house like pussy deliveroo

i dont see why incels are so scared to order an escort. like they think its sad or something.

have you never watched wolf of wallstreet? or any movies with rich powerful men?

they all fuck hot escorts all the time, its a part of life as a male. especially as a rich powerful male.

your sex life should be a mix of fucking girls from dating apps etc but not putting too much work in, AND escorts

so your ALWAYS fucking hot girls no matter what

what else u gonna do? go get ur eyebrows shaped up and 30k on jaw angularity surgery to still get rejected on tinder all day and just get normie or low tier girls who want u to put in loads of effort?

why bother going to clubs when you can order a stacy just like uber eats?
 
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I couldnt care less what fuckers on here think is “loser”
 
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Goal: we want to fuck hot girls

Problem: you have to be born with a chad to get them, and even if ur a chad u have to spend many hours jumping through hoops to get them to meet u

Solution: order a fucking hot escort to your house like pussy deliveroo

i dont see why incels are so scared to order an escort. like they think its sad or something.

have you never watched wolf of wallstreet? or any movies with rich powerful men?

they all fuck hot escorts all the time, its a part of life as a male. especially as a rich powerful male.

your sex life should be a mix of fucking girls from dating apps etc but not putting too much work in, AND escorts

so your ALWAYS fucking hot girls no matter what

what else u gonna do? go get ur eyebrows shaped up and 30k on jaw angularity surgery to still get rejected on tinder all day and just get normie or low tier girls who want u to put in loads of effort?
there are no hot escorts. all prostitutes in my country are dirty old foreign whores with awful english. no way im ever paying to fuck them. if i was rich then yeah sure id be using the money to slay actual hot girls but the prostitutes here that the common man can afford are straight up horrible
 
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there are no hot escorts. all prostitutes in my country are dirty old foreign whores with awful english. no way im ever paying to fuck them. if i was rich then yeah sure id be using the money to slay actual hot girls but the prostitutes here that the common man can afford are straight up horrible
cope man there are many hot escorts
 
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Not an option if you are born in a 3rd world country India jfl
 
cope man there are many hot escorts
not sure where you’re from but there isn’t any hot ones here, none of them here can even speak english, literally just old foreigners with garbage skinny plank bodies
 
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not sure where you’re from but there isn’t any hot ones here, none of them here can even speak english, literally just old foreigners with garbage skinny plank bodies
where u at
 
The problem is that men want to be wanted by women, not just fucking knowing the escort dgaf about you. The ideal thing would be whores begging for your cock, not tolerating that you fuck them
 
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An ex friend of mine used to fuck escorts all the time. He told me he once recorded a little video and the whore's pimp beat him up. Now that he's my ex friend I'm so glad it happened
 
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The problem is that men want to be wanted by women, not just fucking knowing the escort dgaf about you. The ideal thing would be whores begging for your cock, not tolerating that you fuck them
Inb4 muhh low T
 
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If she is at least skinny MTB, fucking her moggs the hell outta of fucking average landwhales :sick::sick::sick:

In both of these situations you have to pay so....

The thing is fucking with a condom on feels like SHIT, though.
 
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Bruh said pussy deliveroo 💀💀 escorts are just a waste of money , £100-200 an hour for a girl to tolerate you who’s ran through anyway. Chlamydia speedrun
 
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i had a dream of calling a escort to meet i only fucked one escort in my life it was a good experince
 
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you can get an even better solution if she is loyal, dont we all want that loyal white virgin straight girl? no?
 
there are no hot escorts. all prostitutes in my country are dirty old foreign whores with awful english. no way im ever paying to fuck them. if i was rich then yeah sure id be using the money to slay actual hot girls but the prostitutes here that the common man can afford are straight up horrible
Geomax tbh
Many countries even us is cucked when it comes to prostitution
EE , Thailand , Phillipines, mog hard
You are from which country btw ?
 
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Many countries even us is cucked when it comes to prostitution
Water. In some, client gets charged for escortmaxxing whilst the provider doesn't. Idk, why it is like that.
 
Geomax tbh
Many countries even us is cucked when it comes to prostitution
EE , Thailand , Phillipines, mog hard
You are from which country btw ?
i live in the uk
 
'havent you seen wolf of wall street'?

Good reference ngl

But yeah sure bro, just mimic the actions of actual degenerates in an extreme lifestyle movie and ignore your own instincts and what you feel in your bones theorem LOL
 
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Escorts aren't hot unless she's white
 
Goal: we want to fuck hot girls

Problem: you have to be born with a chad to get them, and even if ur a chad u have to spend many hours jumping through hoops to get them to meet u

Solution: order a fucking hot escort to your house like pussy deliveroo

i dont see why incels are so scared to order an escort. like they think its sad or something.

have you never watched wolf of wallstreet? or any movies with rich powerful men?

they all fuck hot escorts all the time, its a part of life as a male. especially as a rich powerful male.

your sex life should be a mix of fucking girls from dating apps etc but not putting too much work in, AND escorts

so your ALWAYS fucking hot girls no matter what

what else u gonna do? go get ur eyebrows shaped up and 30k on jaw angularity surgery to still get rejected on tinder all day and just get normie or low tier girls who want u to put in loads of effort?
The quality of escorts here is pretty bad and, they don't put any effort and also treat you like crap, talk on the phone during sex or say all sorts of passive-aggressive while you boink them:
"Come one, hurry up!!!"
"WTF are you doing, like...seriously?"
"Is it in yet?"
"Just finish already!!!"
"That will cost extra..."
Etc.
 
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Goal: we want to fuck hot girls

Problem: you have to be born with a chad to get them, and even if ur a chad u have to spend many hours jumping through hoops to get them to meet u

Solution: order a fucking hot escort to your house like pussy deliveroo

i dont see why incels are so scared to order an escort. like they think its sad or something.

have you never watched wolf of wallstreet? or any movies with rich powerful men?

they all fuck hot escorts all the time, its a part of life as a male. especially as a rich powerful male.

your sex life should be a mix of fucking girls from dating apps etc but not putting too much work in, AND escorts

so your ALWAYS fucking hot girls no matter what

what else u gonna do? go get ur eyebrows shaped up and 30k on jaw angularity surgery to still get rejected on tinder all day and just get normie or low tier girls who want u to put in loads of effort?
Exactly lmao
I went on vacation and fucked 3 escorts and was the BEST THING EVER OHHH MY GOD
I even got a footjob off one
 
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The only winner in the dating game is the guy who gets hot girls who genuinely desire him. The rest are all losers who are coping. That being said, escortmaxxers get a lot of needless hate. I respect escortmaxxers way more than slum busters. Straight up paying to fuck a really hot woman you actually want to fuck is better than wasting a lot of your time trying to fuck an unattractive or mid looking woman you're lukewarm about.
 
Escorts are either way overpriced where I live or will intentionally show you a bad time since you’re still an incel tier coper who pays them for “sex” with a condom.
 

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