If you don't have prime foids barging into your apartment

[ChimpBall]

You are legit genetic sewage

 

[chad_prodigy]

was gonna rant about how i hate these autistic threads, but then remembered i had 2 prime stacies (by this i mean actual stacies - tall, slender blonde and brunette with model looks; the type of girls who don't even have a problem with normie simps because guys know there's no point in trying) enter my campus room through the window and jumping me in bed at 5 AM or so (the room was on the ground floor, it was early summer and the window was opened; they both knew me and my roommate, also pretty much a chad)

the funny thing is, you'd think it's the best thing that can happen to a guy in his early 20s, but i just got pissed off and told them to fuck off. i think i even had an exam that morning.

 

[p0lishsubhuman]

was gonna rant about how i hate these autistic threads, but then remembered i had 2 prime stacies (by this i mean actual stacies - tall, slender blonde and brunette with model looks; the type of girls who don't even have a problem with normie simps because guys know there's no point in trying) enter my campus room through the window and jumping me in bed at 5 AM or so (the room was on the ground floor, it was early summer and the window was opened; they both knew me and my roommate, also pretty much a chad)

the funny thing is, you'd think it's the best thing that can happen to a guy in his early 20s, but i just got pissed off and told them to fuck off. i think i even had an exam that morning.

could've had a threesome but you fumbled

 

[chad_prodigy]

could've had a threesome but you fumbled

did you not read the last part? do you really think guys who have stuff like that happen to them can't get it otherwise and have to jump on every opportunity to get laid? jfl. it was fucking 5 in the morning, i had to get up at 9 and had spent 3 hours playing PES with my roomate before that. and then i get two insipid bitches literally jump on my head (the bed was right next to the window)

 

[Kevin Logan]

I dont live in an apartment

 

[AustrianMogger]

You are legit genetic sewage

I know