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[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Cops rescue teens from 'growling Bigfoot with glowing eyes' in forest

Natchitoches Parish Sheriff's Deputies said the recent high school graduates from Houma called in distress while deep within Kisatchie National Forest last week.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Okay, Looksmax?

 

[LancasteR]

"a mysterious figure standing about 5 feet tall with glowing eyes"

Nah I‘d kick that short mofo to the horizon

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Nah I‘d kick that short mofo to the horizon

If you're soaking in a warm parasitical-infested swamp and some retards come passing by a couple of hundred yards away and see you, the fuck would they claim you're five foot? What about the other half inside the water? Fucking retards smoking weed.

 

[LancasteR]

If you're soaking in a warm parasitical-infested swamp and some retards come passing by a couple of hundred yards away and see you, the fuck would they claim you're five foot? What about the other half inside the water? Fucking retards smoking weed.

Ohhh now I get it

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ohhh now I get it

It's a bluff. They think by making up stories about the height, the suspect would reveal himself to set the record of mog straight.