If you ever have kids, make sure you send them to school two years late

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Being the youngest in glass as a boy is the worst thing that can happen to you. I got into school at 6, most people were 7. If I were born a month later I would have gotten into the next school year. But my parents wanted me in school early

This fucked me up, being younger than everyone and a late bloomer at the same time, I was always the short and tiny guy. Now I guess im average with 5'11 average frame, but I still haven't recovered from this.

There was a guy in my class who got into school two years late and he dimorphism mogged everyone, was respected and this made his character mogger tier.

So before sending your kid to school, send him to preschool if smth. like this exists where you are. There he can already make connections with other kids and will be older, those mogging later.

Over for my parents who said "MUHHH he can join the job market the youngest:soy:" like I fucking care about this nigga
 
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based.
 
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Very high IQ post, 2 years over a lifetime is nothing. If you can send your kids to school with a height and development advantage it will absolutely help them.

I once saw a report that kids on the older side of their cohort were much more likely to do well at sports.


"...research shows that 45% of children in professional football academies are born between September and November, while just 10% are born June to August."

Being an entire year younger than the oldest in your year is a massive disadvantage.
 
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BS, I was the youngest and most NT in the class, going to school at 5 yo, when you that young you have no embarrassment and mog everyone

Plus teachers love you cause cutecel
 
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BS, I was the youngest and most NT in the class, going to school at 5 yo, when you that young you have no embarrassment and mog everyone

Plus teachers love you cause cutecel
teachers will hate u when ur older and an undersdevelopped youngcel

those highschool teachers dont want to deal with a squeaky voice faggot who still pulls out a box of ricecrackers in the middle of class, i see how teachers alwaya treat them like shit and j hate them also just cause cause of their underdeveleopped adhd pheno
 
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damn niggas
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setting your kids up for success and shit
 
Very true, failing classes and getting held back a year or 2 in school is the best thing that can happen to you. Despite what cuck teachers say.
 
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Very true, failing classes and getting held back a year or 2 in school is the best thing that can happen to you. Despite what cuck teachers say.

Just have a low IQ theory
 
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Just have a low IQ theory
It's more about being extremely disagreeable and not giving a fuck, iq has little use in school which is all about memorising. I'm low iq and borderline retarded yet had straight As cuz I memorised everything.
 
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I was one of the tallest most of the school years despite being in the same situation.
 
Mega based. Growing up as the tallest, most developed (also mentally) will make social life, sports, academics, everything easier in comparison to the other students which will give him a confidence boost in his life.

But I wouldn't wanna be the guy graduating at 20, that's just awkward. I'd keep it at 1 year early. That makes a big difference for young teens.
 
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What if they hit the wall when their classmates catch up to them and give up because they're too used to cruising and never had to try?
 
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What if they hit the wall when their classmates catch up to them and give up because they're too used to cruising and never had to try?
If you know which hormones you have to give your child, correct oral posture, etc. they will turn out to be moggers.
 
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