BigJimsWornOutTires
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It's not easy being me. Actually, I envy you all. Because you're not nagged and constantly stalked and annoyed by vaginas. There are no guilt trips and drama for you all. For example, a few years ago. She had just found out something that was better left unknown.
She raps her knuckles hard against my door and I answer. Immediately, her mouth starts yacking. "My mom? My fucking mom, Jim?"
So I invite her inside. "Yeah. And?"
"Why you had to fuck my mom?" She says as she walks in. Angered at this new twist of love. She continued, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Ugh. She's back in the bedroom. Ironically," I reply and gesture to my bedroom.
"THAT'S NOT FUCKIGN IRONIC! Do you even know what that word means?" She replies but suddenly realizing what I'd said. "Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Ugh. No. Mom and daughter sandwich, anyone?" Saying as I seductively smile and grasp my Destroyer of Worlds; Families, in this case.
Speechless, a tear comes rolling down her cheek. She says, "Fuck you." And leaves my Pussy Slammer Condo.
She raps her knuckles hard against my door and I answer. Immediately, her mouth starts yacking. "My mom? My fucking mom, Jim?"
So I invite her inside. "Yeah. And?"
"Why you had to fuck my mom?" She says as she walks in. Angered at this new twist of love. She continued, "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Ugh. She's back in the bedroom. Ironically," I reply and gesture to my bedroom.
"THAT'S NOT FUCKIGN IRONIC! Do you even know what that word means?" She replies but suddenly realizing what I'd said. "Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Ugh. No. Mom and daughter sandwich, anyone?" Saying as I seductively smile and grasp my Destroyer of Worlds; Families, in this case.
Speechless, a tear comes rolling down her cheek. She says, "Fuck you." And leaves my Pussy Slammer Condo.
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