If you got attacked by an animal

die or live with a deformed face


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would you rather die or live with a deformed face for the rest of ur life

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Live. I would just hunt his kind.
 
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Instant rope
 
rather die
 
no u wouldnt, you'd be too scared and probably incapable of doing that with a fucked up face
You're thinking from the perspective of a 5'5 Irish man with diabetes. I know for a fact that I can pull that off.
 
I will become Leatherface And slaughter normies
 
Cashing out on disability, gaming, watching movies, writing, reading, skill/education maxing, and never leaving the house. I will also remove all mirrors. Might try to setup a gloryhole from time to time.
 
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You're thinking from the perspective of a 5'5 Irish man with diabetes. I know for a fact that I can pull that off.
drop the act tough guy, you'd be traumatised for life
 
No doubt, man, I'd straight up prefer to kick the bucket in that scenario. Be remembered as a freakin' hero and all that crap.

Way better than strolling 'round like a messed up loser who gets treated like garbage by everyone.

Gotta be one damn miserable existence.

Holy crap, can't even picture being in that sorry state.
 
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Scratch the glorlyhole if it was chimp attack. Chimps are high IQ savages.
 
Indeed. That would be the perfect excuse. You're not me, stop projecting so hard, retard.
ur vision would be fucked. how are u gonna hunt them?
 
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ur vision would be fucked. how are u gonna hunt them?
All I need are ears and a good sense of smell! but seriously, you don't actually need to physically run after them in order to trap them or some shit, don't take hunt too literally I guess.
 
Chimpanzees are fucking brutal. They will maul the shit out of people. Idk why people insist on owning chimps, lions, tigers etc. They aren’t like dogs who have been selectively bred and domesticated for tens of thousands of years. These things are basically wild animals just removed from their natural habitat. Ofc they are going to chimp out and mutilate someone eventually.
 
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Chimpanzees are fucking brutal. They will maul the shit out of people. Idk why people insist on owning chimps, lions, tigers etc. They aren’t like dogs who have been selectively bred and domesticated for tens of thousands of years. These things are basically wild animals just removed from their natural habitat. Ofc they are going to chimp out and mutilate someone eventually.

 
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All I need are ears and a good sense of smell! but seriously, you don't actually need to physically run after them in order to trap them or some shit, don't take hunt too literally I guess.
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this nigga would destroy u sorry ur hunt will fail
 
I wanna die anyway
 
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this nigga would destroy u sorry ur hunt will fail
I'm much smarter than you, you just can't see it I guess. I wouldn't hunt him with a spear bro, don't worry.
 
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I'm much smarter than you, you just can't see it I guess. I wouldn't hunt him with a spear bro, don't worry.
if he was on the loose, what's ur plan
 
I’m already deformed this changes nothing
 
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Even Reddit normies in the comments of gore where the persons face gets destroyed all agree they’d rather die
 
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bro tagged @mrriceguy as if it's not obvious which choice he would make jfl

He can't even handle being MTN, if his face got disfigured, he would rope ASAP.
 
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Kill myself mid attack with a bullet so I don’t feel pain
 
If a chimpanzee ripped my face off, then I would just finish his work and add buckshot implants to my face.
 

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