If you had one superpower, what would it be

[Deleted member 17791]

Yes. I quit a bit after that.

That part was gay asf. I skip when that snake bastard shows up. Gross mofo.

 

[Kozner]

That part was gay asf. I skip when that snake bastard shows up. Gross mofo.

I don't skip a second of Orochimaru my second favorite in the series.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

To be able to speak every language

That's good. You could make lots of money translating ancient scripts.

 

[Kozner]

To be able to speak every language

Maybe ask for a higher IQ. What a gay superpower.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Yeah he rekt Naruto. That didn't sit with me, he was super sayian at that point.

He just let him fire off a powerful jutsu into him, absorbed it, and fired it back. That’s that Rinnegan shit. Naruto is op too with KCM2 and Sage mode but he is just low iq cel, otherwise he would have nuked Nagato on his own. Naruto at the end of the series is the only person more OP than Sasuke

 

[Kozner]

To be able to speak every language

Also you're Jewish you can't ask for 2 Superpowers.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

That part was gay asf. I skip when that snake bastard shows up. Gross mofo.

He’s creepy ngl

 

[Deleted member 17791]

He just let him fire off a powerful jutsu into him, absorbed it, and fired it back. That’s that Rinnegan shit. Naruto is op too with KCM2 and Sage mode but he is just low iq cel, otherwise he would have nuked Nagato on his own. Naruto at the end of the series is the only person more OP than Sasuke

Sasuke gets wanked more than naruto tbh. Naruto only has infinite chakra while sasuke gets given powers all the time.

 

[Kozner]

He just let him fire off a powerful jutsu into him, absorbed it, and fired it back. That’s that Rinnegan shit. Naruto is op too with KCM2 and Sage mode but he is just low iq cel, otherwise he would have nuked Nagato on his own. Naruto at the end of the series is the only person more OP than Sasuke

KCM2? Nigga did you watch a chemistry show on National? I don't know non about that! I only know that Deidara is cute

 

[Deleted member 18418]

shapeshifting , one day look like chico one day look like gandy one day look like badg96

 

[Deleted member 17791]

He’s creepy ngl

Makes me pp confused.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

shapeshifting , one day look like chico one day look like gandy one day look like badg96

We chose same power. You could like Tyson Ballau but with blue eyes

 

[Kozner]

Makes me pp confused.
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He's hot as fuck. I would kill for a threesome with him and Deidara

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Sasuke gets wanked more than naruto tbh. Naruto only has infinite chakra while sasuke gets given powers all the time.

Yeah Sasuke is wanked by fanboys but end of the day they fought and one of them had killer intent and Naruto was on the defensive and they still ended in a draw.

Sasuke had every advantage too, including he literally Absorbed all 9 tailed beasts in a Comet Jutsu thing and took ALL their fucking powers, except one half of Kurama still in Naruto. Even in that roided up version trying to kill him, Naruto countered instantly by gathering all the nature chakra in the world and firing off a Rasengan that’s just as powerfull as Sasuke’s arrow, which had the chakra of all tailed beasts.

Make no mistake, Naruto is a retard but his powers are on a whole other level.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

KCM2? Nigga did you watch a chemistry show on National? I don't know non about that! I only know that Deidara is cute

Kyuubi Chakra mode 2, the yellow cloak

 

[Deleted member 17791]

He's hot as fuck. I would kill for a threesome with him and Deidara

I said was straight but. Nah cunt, I'm the other side now.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Makes me pp confused.
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Still op as shit for a pedo.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Yeah Sasuke is wanked by fanboys but end of the day they fought and one of them had killer intent and Naruto was on the defensive and they still ended in a draw.

Sasuke had every advantage too, including he literally Absorbed all 9 tailed beasts in a Comet Jutsu thing and took ALL their fucking powers, except one half of Kurama still in Naruto. Even in that roided up version trying to kill him, Naruto countered instantly by gathering all the nature chakra in the world and firing off a Rasengan that’s just as powerfull as Sasuke’s arrow, which had the chakra of all tailed beasts.

Make no mistake, Naruto is a retard but his powers are on a whole other level.

He's goku character tbh. Why didn't he fix sasuke's arm? He can heal lost limbs with his six sage mode.

 

[Kozner]

I said was straight but. Nah cunt, I'm the other side now.

I`m straight but honestly would LTR Deidara. Would be weird for 3 weeks and then it would be great

 

[Deleted member 18244]

He's goku character tbh. Why didn't he fix sasuke's arm? He can heal lost limbs with his six sage mode.

JFL cause Sasuke feels bad for becoming a terrorist and says that he should be one arm short in case he becomes too dangerous to handle again. Kind of a cope tbh, cause he had 2 arms and all the tailed beasts when naruto spanked him.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I`m straight but honestly would LTR Deidara. Would be weird for 3 weeks and then it would be great

He's high quality non primal.
Right @Xangsane ?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

He's high quality non primal.
Right @Xangsane ?

You know he’s like half cyborg under the hair?

 

[Enfant terrible]

reading thoughts but being able to shut it on and off as i want

 

[Deleted member 17791]

JFL cause Sasuke feels bad for becoming a terrorist and says that he should be one arm short in case he becomes too dangerous to handle again. Kind of a cope tbh, cause he had 2 arms and all the tailed beasts when naruto spanked him.

All he did was kill that danzo dude. He wasn't terrorist lol. "i'm gonna destroy leaf village" helps them win the big war next episode.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

You know he’s like half cyborg under the hair?

xang or deidara?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

reading thoughts but being able to shut it on and off as i want

good for manipulation.

 

[Kozner]

xang or deidara?

Deidara lol

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Deidara lol

oh.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

All he did was kill that danzo dude. He wasn't terrorist lol. "i'm gonna destroy leaf village" helps them win the big war next episode.

Well… he did infiltrate the Five Kage Summit, attacked all 5 leaders (they all beat his ass but Obito saved him each time) and killed many guards and one world leader, of the biggest country btw. He did the equivalent of someone bombing a UN meeting and killing Merkel, then getting off scott free cause he was pals with the next Hokages.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Well… he did infiltrate the Five Kage Summit, attacked all 5 leaders (they all beat his ass but Obito saved him each time) and killed many guards and one world leader, of the biggest country btw. He did the equivalent of someone bombing a UN meeting and killing Merkel, then getting off scott free cause he was pals with the next Hokages.

What prettyboy looks can do.

 

[Deleted member 8461]

No god mode

the power to summon a genie with infinite wishes

 

[Deleted member 17791]

the power to summon a genie with infinite wishes

You get the power to suck infinite cock. Happy? Shouldn't have been a smart ass m.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

What prettyboy looks can do.

Bear in mind, Naruto as the 9 Tails Jinchuuriki is a national asset to the Leaf and even having the balls to clash a chidori-rasengan with him like he did is a declaration of war, like when obito tried to take Naruto and had to go to war with 5 nations.

 

[germanlooks]

Time control/manipulation


I can stop the time, I can go back in time, I can go forward in time.
During the moment I stop the time I don’t age no matter how long I stop it. Everything stands completely still around me



Edit:
Another superpower I also would like to have is Shape shifting.
I can transform my whole body or individual body parts into the desired human physical appearance without any effort any time I want to.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Bear in mind, Naruto as the 9 Tails Jinchuuriki is a national asset to the Leaf and even having the balls to clash a chidori-rasengan with him like he did is a declaration of war, like when obito tried to take Naruto and had to go to war with 5 nations.

Did you watch the new show? I heard it's shit.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Did you watch the new show? I heard it's shit.

I watched one episode, it was shit

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Time control/manipulation


I can stop the time, I can go back in time, I can go forward in time.
During the moment I stop the time I don’t age no matter how long I stop it. Everything stands completely still around me

But you can't do anything while it's stopped.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Time control/manipulation


I can stop the time, I can go back in time, I can go forward in time.
During the moment I stop the time I don’t age no matter how long I stop it. Everything stands completely still around me

For how long?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

But you can't do anything while it's stopped.

Mf sitting there frozen in time as well

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I watched one episode, it was shit

damn. I watched one episode too, I though it would get better. You don't know either

 

[Magical Apple]

Mind control because the world would be a better place if it was run by a competent individual such as myself.

@Redsoldier @Collagen or rope

 

[Deleted member 18244]

damn. I watched one episode too, I though it would get better. You don't know either

I know what happens, not gonna spoil but the characters we like like Naruto and Sasu-kun get shit on and underpowered so the new generation can shine through. Which is natural order, but it’s not done that well. Naruto had bullshit and retcons too, but the whole thing was more charming somehow and it worked.

 

[germanlooks]

But you can't do anything while it's stopped.

That’s why I said everything around me (not including me) is stopped.

I can workout, I can steal money, I can sleep, I can study and read, I can basically do everything I want which doesn’t require the help of other human beings or machines/electronics.
I can undress your mother as well

For how long?

For as long as I choose to. Can be seconds but also months or longer.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

That’s why I said everything around me (not including me) is stopped.

I can workout, I can steal money, I can sleep, I can study and read, I can basically do everything I want which doesn’t require the help of other human beings or machines/electronics.
I can undress your mother as well

For as long as I choose to. Can be seconds but also months or longer.

Too op

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Too op

Youd practically be a god

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Youd practically be a god

Anything less than Alah tier power is allowed.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Anything less than Alah tier power is allowed.

If he can stop time indefinitely he could alter everything else in the world with no one to stop him god tier

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I know what happens, not gonna spoil but the characters we like like Naruto and Sasu-kun get shit on and underpowered so the new generation can shine through. Which is natural order, but it’s not done that well. Naruto had bullshit and retcons too, but the whole thing was more charming somehow and it worked.

Sounds terrible. Muh next generation.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

If he can stop time indefinitely he could alter everything else in the world with no one to stop him god tier

Okay he gets time limit of 10 days.

 

[thecel]

The power to unlimitedly attract anyone at will.