If You Had To Ditch Your Identity, What Would You Name Your New Self?

[Brus Wane]

Based on your current appearance, what would you call yourself if you were forced to change your identity tomorrow?

I would probably call myself Ryan or Matthew based on this.

Simple, subtle and doesn't draw too much attention.


Since I'm Asian I'd have to go with a rice surname.

Li & Liu work because they can be also be spelled as Lee or Lew to appear more western.

If I needed to hide my Chinese identity, I would definitely take a Japanese last name like hitoyoshi or kiyosaki to really sell it.


What about you??

 

[Deleted member 63781]

unless they want me to change my ethnicity for my identity swap im really leaning into the Italian side and goin with Linguini Pastanza

 

[iblamechico]

Lucas R. Matthew (R stands for Ryan)

 

[Deleted member 41390]

Mohammed Mohamed Mohammad

Based on your current appearance, what would you call yourself if you were forced to change your identity tomorrow?

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I would probably call myself Ryan or Matthew based on this.
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Simple, subtle and doesn't draw too much attention.


Since I'm Asian I'd have to go with a rice surname.
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Li & Liu work because they can be also be spelled as Lee or Lew to appear more western.

If I needed to hide my Chinese identity, I would definitely take a Japanese last name like hitoyoshi or kiyosaki to really sell it.


What about you??

 

[Brus Wane]

Lucas R. Matthew (R stands for Ryan)

White privilege... Nice

Mohammed Mohamed Mohammad

Good luck at the airport

Linguini Pastanza

Bro you're on the run from bad people, not choosing a band name

 

[케이제이]

I would name myself Lebrom James or Michael Jordan

 

[Brus Wane]

I would name myself Lebrom James or Michael Jordan

 

[Deleted member 33711]

Xavier or something

 

[케이제이]

If I needed to hide my Chinese identity, I would definitely take a Japanese last name like hitoyoshi or kiyosaki to really sell it.

Hahaha, why Japanese? foreigners all see us as the same anyways.

 

[Brus Wane]

Hahaha, why Japanese? foreigners all see us as the same anyways.

You have to think beyond just white people bro.

Yes while it's true the average white doesn't know the difference between Chinese Japanese and Korean, the type of Asian you are matters.
In Europe, Africa and even Asia itself.

Japanese had a mad halo from the 80s to early 2000s.
Korean have had a halo from 2010s till now.
Chinese are either neutral or failo. Halo on if gigarich.

I once larped as Korean at a party and was actually treated very well. I took Korean 101 and actually managed to impress some white girls with my Kbarbecue knowledge too.

Xavier or something

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Based on your current appearance, what would you call yourself if you were forced to change your identity tomorrow?

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I would probably call myself Ryan or Matthew based on this.
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Simple, subtle and doesn't draw too much attention.


Since I'm Asian I'd have to go with a rice surname.
View attachment 2871831
Li & Liu work because they can be also be spelled as Lee or Lew to appear more western.

If I needed to hide my Chinese identity, I would definitely take a Japanese last name like hitoyoshi or kiyosaki to really sell it.


What about you??

Marwel Esquivel Bertrandt Céspedes

 

[Brus Wane]

Marwel Esquivel Bertrandt Céspedes

Sounds very aristocratic

 

[Deleted member 30985]

Probably BRUCE WAYNE
OR DICK GRAYSON

 

[wsada]

Imagine saying anything other than cristiano Ronaldo haha

 

[Brus Wane]

Probably BRUCE WAYNE
OR DICK GRAYSON

Harvey Dent is a mogger name tbh

Imagine saying anything other than cristiano Ronaldo haha

Works if you're a med mogger

 

[normie_joe]

Based on your current appearance, what would you call yourself if you were forced to change your identity tomorrow?

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I would probably call myself Ryan or Matthew based on this.
View attachment 2871827
Simple, subtle and doesn't draw too much attention.


Since I'm Asian I'd have to go with a rice surname.
View attachment 2871831
Li & Liu work because they can be also be spelled as Lee or Lew to appear more western.

If I needed to hide my Chinese identity, I would definitely take a Japanese last name like hitoyoshi or kiyosaki to really sell it.


What about you??

I'm curry so as per tradition, two white first names like Mike Joseph.