If you looked like me, how would you approach a girl?

[Akademik_Komarov]

 

[takethewhitepill]

Do you even need to? I thought you were the most attractive man to ever live and couldn't find a flaw. Certainly, you must have bodyguards to stop them swarming you.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

is this satire jfl

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

Do you even need to? I thought you were the most attractive man to ever live and couldn't find a flaw. Certainly, you must have bodyguards to stop them swarming you.

My face is my guardian angel.

 

[Sujumh]

i'd find the tallest building i can find and test newton's take on gravity

 

[tomahawk]

dude youre the most real ragebait on org i love u

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

i'd find the tallest building i can find and test newton's take on gravity

but what is the fastest way for me to get a girl onto the roof?

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

is this satire jfl

I think I asked a standard question

 

[HundredManSlayer]

I think I asked a standard question

im not falling for ts

 

[enlightful]

By raping her

And then doing it again cause im bored

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

By raping her

And then doing it again cause im bored

Should I approach a girl and offer to rape her?

 

[sbsw]

Should I approach a girl and offer to rape her?

she will aproach n ask you , adam

 

[tomahawk]

is this satire jfl

it is

 

[Just Blast]

just be nice bro!

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

she will aproach n ask you , adam

just be nice bro!

Tell me the fastest way for me. don't offer the option of long-term communication

 

[Just Blast]

Tell me the fastest way for me. don't offer the option of long-term communication

you walk up to the girl and say hey

 

[sbsw]

Tell me the fastest way for me. don't offer the option of long-term communication

js go to her n try to make conversation , even better if youre somewhere in specific , worst scenario is js rejection

 

[SomaliSub5]

actual jester

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

js go to her n try to make conversation , even better if youre somewhere in specific , worst scenario is js rejection

haha, in my body you don't need to try to make conversation

 

[Coolman788]

Ragebait ain't working on me bro

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

Ragebait ain't working on me bro

Which phrase of mine is aimed at ragebait?

 

[Coolman788]

My bad bro, I realised ur face is the greatest thing that’s ever blessed my eyesight. In ur case a conservation wouldn't even be necessary

Which phrase of mine is aimed at ragebait?

 

[Akademik_Komarov]

My bad bro, I realised ur face is the greatest thing that’s ever blessed my eyesight. In ur case a conservation wouldn't even be necessary

I didn't say anything like that here

 

[Tealovingfool]

I wouldnt

 

[valentine]

this might be the best looking person ive ever seen...