If you say you're 5'9 foids will be put off just from hearing it

[vanillaicecream]

It sounds short af. Not only does it start with a 5 (which is like a whole meme among foids, look up "when he says his height and it starts with 5") but also the number that corresponds to inches doesn't even reach double digits. It's not even a matter of actually looking short to them in person, the number itself makes you appear short. So you need to lie and bump it up to 5'10 when they ask.

 

[lelouch]

5'9 sounds worse than 5'7 it's such a disgusting number

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Such a boring height tbh

 

[Deleted member 20399]

5'9 sounds worse than 5'7 it's such a disgusting number

It sounds way better than 5’7 dawg

 

[Joe Rogancel]

just say ur 5'11, they'll be surprised

 

[lelouch]

It sounds way better than 5’7 dawg

i think my mind is warped by the 5'7 latino fuckboys trope

 

[vanillaicecream]

5'9 sounds worse than 5'7 it's such a disgusting number

Such a boring height tbh

Ideal height if you're a girl

 

[lelouch]

Ideal height if you're a girl

tall robust girls that still look very feminine is ideal for offspring