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FOLLOW THIS GUIDE TO ASCEND IN MAXIMUM ONE MONTH
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1. RID YOUR MIND OF JEWISH CONTROL EVERY MORNING
Stare at your nearest wall for at least 3 minutes. This will deactivate the Palantir chip implant for the next 24 hours due to brain inactivity. This chip was put in your mind by a Mossad agent 5 years ago.
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2. DO NOT FOLLOW MAN-MADE KIKEL STANDARDS
Do not clean your room. Cleaning your room is something that the Jewish race has made up to stop Esoteric Goyim like us from ascending. If you do not follow this step, Sam Altman will be in control of your mind once again via the Palantir brain chip.
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3. FACIAL EMOJIS
If you use ANY form of facial emojis, every single molecule of progress you have made so far will be destroyed due to the fact that facial emojis contain Satanic Kabbalist spirits.
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4. EMERGENCY PROTOCOL
In the emergency case that a person asks you why you are doing this, you will be given a License to Go ER, and you will be allowed to
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FINAL MESSAGE
I have spent most of my life researching this. Yes, it works. According to one test subject, Yes, it works.
Come back by January 1st, and let me know how much you have ascended since
According to one test subject, Yes, it works.
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1. RID YOUR MIND OF JEWISH CONTROL EVERY MORNING
Stare at your nearest wall for at least 3 minutes. This will deactivate the Palantir chip implant for the next 24 hours due to brain inactivity. This chip was put in your mind by a Mossad agent 5 years ago.
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2. DO NOT FOLLOW MAN-MADE KIKEL STANDARDS
Do not clean your room. Cleaning your room is something that the Jewish race has made up to stop Esoteric Goyim like us from ascending. If you do not follow this step, Sam Altman will be in control of your mind once again via the Palantir brain chip.
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3. FACIAL EMOJIS
If you use ANY form of facial emojis, every single molecule of progress you have made so far will be destroyed due to the fact that facial emojis contain Satanic Kabbalist spirits.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4. EMERGENCY PROTOCOL
In the emergency case that a person asks you why you are doing this, you will be given a License to Go ER, and you will be allowed to
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FINAL MESSAGE
I have spent most of my life researching this. Yes, it works. According to one test subject, Yes, it works.
Come back by January 1st, and let me know how much you have ascended since
According to one test subject, Yes, it works.
