If you want to know the size of your dick you need to measure the volume with this method

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You can measure you length and girth but obviously your girth is different on the head and shaft.

So when you say you are 6*5 it is 6 by 5 at the thickest point, so you don't take those variations into consideration.


Thatswhy you need to measure your cock volume.

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1. Measure the exact volume of ml of a bottle when it is totally full. Lets say its 1000ml.

2. Place this bottle inside a bucket

3. Dip your fully erect cock inside until the pubic bone while holding your balls so that water will flow from the bottle into the bucket

4. Measure the volume of the water in the bucket to know your estimated cock volume.

5. Repeat it a couple of times and take the average to neglect measurement mistakes


Jfl take that shit with a bit of humor buddy boyoes

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You can measure you length and girth but obviously your girth is different on the head and shaft.

So when you say you are 6*5 it is 6 by 5 at the thickest point, so you don't take those variations into consideration.


Thatswhy you need to measure your cock volume.

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1. Measure the exact volume of ml of a bottle when it is totally full. Lets say its 1000ml.

2. Place this bottle inside a bucket

3. Dip your fully erect cock inside until the pubic bone while holding your balls so that water will flow from the bottle into the bucket

4. Measure the volume of the water in the bucket to know your estimated cock volume.

5. Repeat it a couple of times and take the average to neglect measurement mistakes


Jfl take that shit with a bit of humor buddy boyoes

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or just bring out a ruler🥵
 
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You are right, I got a huge mushroom head that is way fatter than my shaft, but I don't measure it and calculators assume it is all roughly the same, most likely volume appreciations underrate my maximum volume.
 
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You can measure you length and girth but obviously your girth is different on the head and shaft.

So when you say you are 6*5 it is 6 by 5 at the thickest point, so you don't take those variations into consideration.


Thatswhy you need to measure your cock volume.

View attachment 5585175


1. Measure the exact volume of ml of a bottle when it is totally full. Lets say its 1000ml.

2. Place this bottle inside a bucket

3. Dip your fully erect cock inside until the pubic bone while holding your balls so that water will flow from the bottle into the bucket

4. Measure the volume of the water in the bucket to know your estimated cock volume.

5. Repeat it a couple of times and take the average to neglect measurement mistakes


Jfl take that shit with a bit of humor buddy boyoes

View attachment 5585198

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@Nardicus101
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How do u expect me to dip my cock in a glass in a planking position with my hands on my balls
 
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Smart

Bee sting method tho
 
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Think you need to grade your bottle with a permanent marker pen or use a huge graded lab beaker, beaker would be easier to stick your dick down in @NW3Slayer . Just gotta make sure the beaker is huge and super graded.
 
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or just bring out a ruler🥵

The ruler wont consider the variations in girth across your shaft and head Buddy boyo

You are right, I got a huge mushroom head that is way fatter than my shaft, but I don't measure it and calculators assume it is all roughly the same, most likely volume appreciations underrate my maximum volume.

Exactly, it feels like my head is at least 1/3 of my total volume

Fucking mushroom dick jfl

How do u expect me to dip my cock in a glass in a planking position with my hands on my balls
Smart

Bee sting method tho

You are right, its not easy

Thatswhy i told take all that with a bit of humor


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I am gonna look into this for sure when I got time and compare this volume to calculators. Also mushroom dicks are literally the best type of dick from what I have heard and read from girls @NW3Slayer lol
 
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The ruler wont consider the variations in girth across your shaft and head Buddy boyo



Exactly, it feels like my head is at least 1/3 of my total volume

Fucking mushroom dick jfl




You are right, its not easy

Thatswhy i told take all that with a bit of humor


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forgot the biggest one @Gengar’s Ghost.
 
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