If your first name is on here you will never have sex in your life ever again/will be a permavirgin.

[HarrierDuBois]

5.7 inches is also above average

It's def on the longer side.

 

[Xangsane]

Well that's a relief.

--Keith

@Thomas DOM @Alex MACHO

 

[LooksOrDeath]

It's def on the longer side.

the joke is that 5.5 inches is average and so 5.7 inches is above average
implying with that reply that an 8 letter name is barely longer than average

 

[HarrierDuBois]

the joke is that 5.5 inches is average and so 5.7 inches is above average
implying with that reply that an 8 letter name is barely longer than average

Most people I know average like a 5 letter name, so then having a 60% longer name is quite above average.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

@Xangsane bro unironically don't you think you're addicted to this site
its practically your entire life it seems
doctor in training + 56k posts in a year and half = no life outside

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Most people I know average like a 5 letter name, so then having a 60% longer name is quite above average.

yea i just wanna make you feel bad

 

[HarrierDuBois]

yea i just wanna make you feel bad

I enjoy having a 10 letter 5 syllable high class old money mogger name.

 

[Mouthbreath]

Ok, so if your name is Kevin, Keith, or Paul you are a permavirgin...but if your name is Akbar then you are a slayer?

A => B doesn't imply

not A => not B

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Most people I know average like a 5 letter name, so then having a 60% longer name is quite above average.

thorfinn is cheating tho, its like a name got breast padding

2 syllable name and 8 letters long, the n at the end and the "th" being effectively a single letter makes it "6 letters", in a way

you could make it worse though, thoarphinnn

 

[Sens]

not even close

 

[Deleted member 22099]

I accidentally showed my name to @Niklaus Mikaelson once

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

Name not found

 

[Deleted member 21735]

doxx bait thread

 

[Jigen]

Dnrd

 

[Deleted member 22253]

it began

 

[reborn]

LOL This nigga listed all names that exist.

 

[Xangsane]

doxx bait thread

Dnrd

it began

Name not found

You're on it, it's over.

 

[Xangsane]

LOL This nigga listed all names that exist.

Did I?

 

[Deleted member 22253]

You're on it, it's over.

my name isn't there and it's super common

 

[Xangsane]

my name isn't there and it's super common

Williams me

 

[Jigen]

You're on it, it's over.

Cope, I have a boomer ass name

 

[RAITEIII]

Alex is good dont come for the admin

 

[Deleted member 22253]

Williams me

nah william is an incel name mine is mogger

 

[Xangsane]

nah william is an incel name mine is mogger

Humbertos me

 

[spark]

Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.

Coping curry

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Coping curry

I am scandi.

 

[spark]

I am scandi.

Long name = instafailo

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Long name = instafailo

I get complimented on my name like 30% of the time when I introduce myself for the first time so nah not in my case.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.

chad tho

 

[Xangsane]

@Enfant terrible

 

[Deleted member 21863]

@MoggerGaston thoughts?

 

[Xangsane]

If your first name is on here you will never have sex in your life ever again. If you never had sex, you will be a permavirgin.

It's over for everyone below:
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Bonnie​	Bret​	Beryl​	Barry​	Bertha​	Bill​	Braylen​
Colin​	Cindy​	Chris​	Chantal​	Cristobal​	Claudette​	Caridad​
Danielle​	Don​	Debby​	Dexter​	Dolly​	Danny​	Deshawn​
Earl​	Emily​	Ernesto​	Erin​	Edouard​	Elsa​	Emery​
Fiona​	Franklin​	Francine​	Fernand​	Fay​	Fred​	Foster​
Gaston​	Gert​	Gordon​	Gabrielle​	Gonzalo​	Grace​	Gemma​
Hermine​	Harold​	Helene​	Humberto​	Hanna​	Henri​	Heath​
Ian​	Idalia​	Isaac​	Imelda​	Isaias​	Imani​	Isla​
Julia​	Jose​	Joyce​	Jerry​	Josephine​	Julian​	Jacobus​
Karl​	Katia​	Kirk​	Karen​	Kyle​	Kate​	Kenzie​
Lisa​	Lee​	Leslie​	Lorenzo​	Leah​	Larry​	Lucio​
Martin​	Margot​	Milton​	Melissa​	Marco​	Mindy​	Makayla​
Nicole​	Nigel​	Nadine​	Nestor​	Nana​	Nicholas​	Nolan​
Owen​	Ophelia​	Oscar​	Olga​	Omar​	Odette​	Orlanda​
Paula​	Philippe​	Patty​	Pablo​	Paulette​	Peter​	Pax​
Richard​	Rina​	Rafael​	Rebekah​	Rene​	Rose​	Ronin​
Shary​	Sean​	Sara​	Sebastien​	Sally​	Sam​	Sophie​
Tobias​	Tammy​	Tony​	Tanya​	Teddy​	Teresa​	Tayshaun​
Virginie​	Vince​	Valerie​	Van​	Vicky​	Victor​	Viviana​
Walter​	Whitney​	William​	Wendy​	Wilfred​	Wanda​	Will​

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Agatha​	Adrian​	Aletta​	Alvin​	Amanda​	Andres​	Aidan​
Blas​	Beatriz​	Bud​	Barbara​	Boris​	Blanca​	Bruna​
Celia​	Calvin​	Carlotta​	Cosme​	Cristina​	Carlos​	Carmelo​
Darby​	Dora​	Daniel​	Dalila​	Douglas​	Dolores​	Daniella​
Estelle​	Eugene​	Emilia​	Erick​	Elida​	Enrique​	Esteban​
Frank​	Fernanda​	Fabio​	Flossie​	Fausto​	Felicia​	Flor​
Georgette​	Greg​	Gilma​	Gil​	Genevieve​	Guillermo​	Gerardo​
Howard​	Hilary​	Hector​	Henriette​	Hernan​	Hilda​	Hedda​
Ivette​	Irwin​	Ileana​	Ivo​	Iselle​	Ignacio​	Izzy​
Javier​	Jova​	John​	Juliette​	Julio​	Jimena​	Jacinta​
Kay​	Kenneth​	Kristy​	Kiko​	Karina​	Kevin​	Kenito​
Lester​	Lidia​	Lane​	Lorena​	Lowell​	Linda​	Luna​
Madeline​	Max​	Miriam​	Mario​	Marie​	Marty​	Marina​
Newton​	Norma​	Norman​	Narda​	Norbert​	Nora​	Nancy​
Orlene​	Otis​	Olivia​	Octave​	Odalys​	Olaf​	Ovidio​
Paine​	Pilar​	Paul​	Priscilla​	Polo​	Pamela​	Pia​
Roslyn​	Ramon​	Rosa​	Raymond​	Rachel​	Rick​	Rey​
Seymour​	Selma​	Sergio​	Sonia​	Simon​	Sandra​	Skylar​
Tina​	Todd​	Tara​	Tico​	Trudy​	Terry​	Teo​
Virgil​	Veronica​	Vicente​	Velma​	Vance​	Vivian​	Violeta​
Winifred​	Wiley​	Willa​	Wallis​	Winnie​	Waldo​	Wilfredo​
Xavier​	Xina​	Xavier​	Xina​	Xavier​	Xina​	Xinia​
Yolanda​	York​	Yolanda​	York​	Yolanda​	York​	Yariel​
Zeke​	Zelda​	Zeke​	Zelda​	Zeke​	Zelda​	Zoe​

Anika
Billy
Charlotte
Dominic
Ellie
Freddy
Gabrielle
Herman
Ilsa
Jasper
Kirrily
Lincoln
Megan
Neville
Olga
Paul
Robyn
Sean
Tasha
Vince
Zelia

Anthony
Bianca
Courtney
Dianne
Errol
Fina
Grant
Hayley
Iggy
Jenna
Koji
Luana
Mitchell
Narelle
Oran
Peta
Riordan
Sandra
Tim
Victoria
Zane

Alessia
Bruce
Catherine
Dylan
Edna
Fletcher
Gillian
Hadi
Ivana
Jack
Kate
Laszlo
Mingzhu
Nathan
Olwyn
Quincey
Raquel
Stan
Tatjana
Uriah
Yvette

Alfred
Blanche
Caleb
Dara
Ernie
Frances
Greg
Hilda
Irving
Joyce
Kelvin
Linda
Marco
Nora
Owen
Penny
Riley
Savannah
Trevor
Veronica
Wallace
Ann
Blake
Claudia
Damien
Esther
Ferdinand
Gretel
Harold
Imogen
Joshua
Kimi
Lucas
Marian
Niran
Odette
Paddy
Ruby
Seth
Tiffany
Vernon


Ana
Bina
Cody
Dovi
Eva
Fili
Gina
Hale
Irene
Judy
Kevin
Lola
Mal
Nat
Osai
Pita
Rae
Seru
Tam
Urmil
Vaianu
Wati
Xavier
Yani
Zita

Arthur
Becky
Chip
Denia
Elisa
Fotu
Glen
Hettie
Innis
Julie
Ken
Lin
Maciu
Nisha
Orea
Pearl
Rene
Sarah
Troy
Uinita
Vanessa
Wano

Yvonne
Zaka

Alvin
Bune
Cyril
Daphne
Eden
Florin
Garry
Haley
Isa
June
Kofi
Louise
Mike
Niko
Opeti
Perry
Reuben
Solo
Tuni
Ulu
Victor
Wanita

Yates
Zidane

Amos
Bart
Crystal
Donna
Ella
Fehi
Garth
Hola
Iris
Jo
Kala
Liua
Mona
Neil
Oma
Pola
Rita
Sarai
Tino
Uesi
Vicky
Wasi

Yolanda
Zazu

Aru
Ben
Chris
Danial
Emosi
Feki
Germaine
Hart
Ili
Josese
Kirio
Lute
Mata
Neta
Olivia
Pana
Rex
Samadiyo
Tasi
Uila
Velma
Wane

Yasa
Zanna

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[sportsmogger]

Notice how all the names are short, long names are crucial for respect. Having a long and strong name is a must. Minimum 6 letters, ideally 8+.

How about 4 names, my full name consists of 4 names, shortened to three though

 

[Xangsane]

How about 4 names, my full name consists of 4 names, shortened to three though

Is your name on here

 

[sportsmogger]

Is your name on here

No

 

[Xangsane]

No

Yes