If you’re a slow driver you have fucking failed at life

wishIwasSalludon

wishIwasSalludon

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If you’re a slow driver you have absolutely failed in life

Slow drivers need to be executed they are a wast to society literal subhumans

Taking up everyone’s time with their slow fucking driving

I swear I will eradicate all slow drivers from the face of the earth

Instead of gassing Jews Hitler should’ve gassed slow drivers

@diditeverbegin @itzyaboyJJ @eternalcoper @imontheloose
 
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I also cant stand people who walk slowly on a narrow path
 
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They’re worse than Nazis
 
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forreal they should just do reckless driving
 
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wishIwasSalludon said:
Old disgusting farts slowing people down wasting time
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And then for some reason when they need to stop they stop in the middle and never stand to the side
 
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Cope, I prefer to have double the gas mileage compared to you monkey brain retards going 110 on your way to high school :lul::lul: fucking retarded, driving and spending MORE OF YOUR OWN MONEY to spend more time at school jfl
 
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protomogger9873 said:
Cope, I prefer to have double the gas mileage compared to you monkey brain retards going 110 on your way to high school :lul::lul: fucking retarded, driving and spending MORE OF YOUR OWN MONEY to spend more time at school jfl
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Slow driving is dangerous :feelsuhh:

and I’m not encouraging speeding but drive at the fucking speed limit

There’s no reason to go 20 on a 55

Slow drivers need to be shot
 
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Just be a average speed driver best of both worlds and no negatives fr fr.
But fast driving is definitely fun on occasion :feelshmm:
 
protomogger9873 said:
Cope, I prefer to have double the gas mileage compared to you monkey brain retards going 110 on your way to high school :lul::lul: fucking retarded, driving and spending MORE OF YOUR OWN MONEY to spend more time at school jfl
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brokie ramblings

 
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wishIwasSalludon said:
Slow driving is dangerous :feelsuhh:

and I’m not encouraging speeding but drive at the fucking speed limit

There’s no reason to go 20 on a 55

Slow drivers need to be shot
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Ok yes, scientifically 50-60 mph is most efficient if i see someone going 20 on the freeway im pit maneuvering their ass
 
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User28823 said:
brokie ramblings

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Over for you if you're not consistently going at least 3-5 mph over the speed limit
 
User28823 said:
no way this nigga boasting his 2008 audi interior with a busted ass steering wheel that seen enough second hand owners u might as well call that shit salvaged
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Nigger its a handmedown from my parents cus i accidentally dented the model 3 while pulling out of the driveway
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no way this nigga boasting his 2008 audi interior with a busted ass steering wheel that seen enough second hand owners u might as well call that shit salvaged
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Dnr you broke little nigger ill give u 20 bucks to lick up my balls after i jerk off how about that we have four cars and two houses
 

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protomogger9873 said:
Dnr you broke little nigger ill give u 20 bucks to lick up my balls after i jerk off how about that we have four cars and two houses
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thats crazy work admitting daddys money

nigga said "we" like he did earned something :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

send ur entire family the gapplebees special

 
User28823 said:
thats crazy work admitting daddys money

nigga said "we" like he did earned something :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

send ur entire family the gapplebees special

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Keep on coping with “bro its daddy money” while i linkedin connect with amazon swes and jpm analysts from my private high school

Btw i’d gap that shitbox with my tesla or maybe even the etron :lul::lul:
 
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Keep on coping with “bro its daddy money” while i linkedin connect with amazon swes and jpm analysts from my private high school

Btw i’d gap that shitbox with my tesla or maybe even the etron :lul::lul:
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:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: holy fuark im caging

amazon swes are the equivalent of digital sweatshop workers, dumb monkey

i make their salary in 2 weeks worth of effort in the trenches

u dont own shit to ur name lil nigga

couldnt gap me if ur life depended on it
 
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User28823 said:
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: holy fuark im caging

amazon swes are the equivalent of digital sweatshop workers, dumb monkey

i make their salary in 2 weeks worth of effort in the trenches

u dont own shit to ur name lil nigga

couldnt gap me if ur life depended on it
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Yeah okay buddy im sure you make $9.5 million a year why dont we take those meds the nice doctor gave you @User28823
 
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u wouldnt even believe me if i said how much i made this week

looksmax.org

$BOOP

New launchpad by the founder of pancake swap coming out tomorrow, really excited personally not even for the price action moreso for the rewards aspect If it can compete with pump fun the staking rewards alone are going to make my cock hard https://x.com/dingalingts...
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that salary is cute though but fnf's farm that in a couple hours worth of effort
 
User28823 said:
u wouldnt even believe me if i said how much i made this week

looksmax.org

$BOOP

New launchpad by the founder of pancake swap coming out tomorrow, really excited personally not even for the price action moreso for the rewards aspect If it can compete with pump fun the staking rewards alone are going to make my cock hard https://x.com/dingalingts...
looksmax.org looksmax.org


that salary is cute though but fnf's farm that in a couple hours worth of effort
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I dont understand retard cryptobros, it’s retarded and has no actual financial backing it’s closer to gambling than actual wealth building
 
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I dont even know how much you even claim you made, this is gay asf ngl
 
protomogger9873 said:
I dont understand retard cryptobros, it’s retarded and has no actual financial backing it’s closer to gambling than actual wealth building
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thats unfortunate, enjoy ur 9-5 tho. 😘
 
User28823 said:
thats unfortunate, enjoy ur 9-5 tho. 😘
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What? I’m gonna work with my family’s business or go into vc with connections you moron :lul::lul:

squash the beef for one comment, how much did you even make im not flaming u idk how to read that platform
 
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protomogger9873 said:
What? I’m gonna work with my family’s business or go into vc with connections you moron :lul::lul:

squash the beef for one comment, how much did you even make im not flaming u idk how to read that platform
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6 figures in the span of a couple of hours

i worked to get to this point tho, u got spoonfed and will continue to be
 
I literally drive my motorcycle max speed on neighborhood roads with “children at play” signs posted up
 
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User28823 said:
6 figures in the span of a couple of hours

i worked to get to this point tho, u got spoonfed and will continue to be
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Does it matter? A cushy life with my buddies racing in a roadster, will anyone care how I got to where I am? The only difference is it was easier for me :lul:
 
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I wish I had connections

I’m trying to get into a hedge fund on wallstreet
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Ntmaxx and become linkedin legend ASAP and maybe we could refer each other from looksmax.org once we get ft offers from goldman sachs or whatever 🙏🙏
 
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Ntmaxx and become linkedin legend ASAP and maybe we could refer each other from looksmax.org once we get ft offers from goldman sachs or whatever 🙏🙏
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Both my parents are brokies

But I might be lucky, my dad has a friend who works at a major hedge fund

I might be able to go there as a trainee he said, I really hope it works out
 
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Does it matter? A cushy life with my buddies racing in a roadster, will anyone care how I got to where I am? The only difference is it was easier for me :lul:
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the sad reality is you've already convinced yourself that your "buddies" have genuine interest in u
 
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