If you’re a slow driver you have fucking failed at life

[protomogger9873]

Both my parents are brokies

But I might be lucky, my dad has a friend who works at a major hedge fund

I might be able to go there as a trainee he said, I really hope it works out

If you’re able to intern there, that’s big as fuck. Most important part for us is to either network our butt off or go to a school with on campus recruiting.

My friends dad is the owner of a mm investment bank, hopefully i can get an internship with him when i get to college

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

If you’re able to intern there, that’s big as fuck. Most important part for us is to either network our butt off or go to a school with on campus recruiting.

My friends dad is the owner of a mm investment bank, hopefully i can get an internship with him when i get to college

Wishing you luck bro

 

[protomogger9873]

the sad reality is you've already convinced yourself that your "buddies" have genuine interest in u

Idk what to say, that comment was as impactful and as based in reality as saying “i bet women think youre not funny”, it legitimately doesnt mean anything to me wtf

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

45mph is The Fastest Ive Gone

 

[protomogger9873]

Wishing you luck bro

One day i hope to see u as md at morgan stanley brah we will make it trust

 

[User28823]

Idk what to say, that comment was as impactful and as based in reality as saying “i bet women think youre not funny”, it legitimately doesnt mean anything to me wtf

there is no one in ur life who respects u

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

One day i hope to see u as md at morgan stanley brah we will make it trust

 

[protomogger9873]

there is no one in ur life who respects u

Yeah well youre a poopy head

thats basically how impactful your statement was, i bet you feel like a drooling cretin now dont you

 

[User28823]

Yeah well youre a poopy head

thats basically how impactful your statement was, i bet you feel like a drooling cretin now dont you

thats crazy work how i made u go from saving dollars for gas to larping as a rich trust fund fag

 

[protomogger9873]

thats crazy work how i made u go from saving dollars for gas to larping as a rich trust fund fag

Nigga have you ever heard of the sentiment “the rich dont stay rich spending like that”

I’ll explain in neanderthal terms for your peabrain:“Rich-Man drive fire-cart zoom-zoom!
Cart drink sky-juice (gas) fast when go zoom-zoom!
Sky-juice cost many shiny rocks.
More zoom, less shiny rocks.
Rich-Man keep foot soft, cart sip little—
pile of shiny rocks stay big.”

Do you understand or do I need to explain it in monkey brain terms next?

Also jfl at “larping” i literally showed proof you blind autist

 

[Gonthar]

 

[User28823]

Nigga have you ever heard of the sentiment “the rich dont stay rich spending like that”

I’ll explain in neanderthal terms for your peabrain:“Rich-Man drive fire-cart zoom-zoom!
Cart drink sky-juice (gas) fast when go zoom-zoom!
Sky-juice cost many shiny rocks.
More zoom, less shiny rocks.
Rich-Man keep foot soft, cart sip little—
pile of shiny rocks stay big.”

Do you understand or do I need to explain it in monkey brain terms next?

Also jfl at “larping” i literally showed proof you blind autist

flexing a fake 10k watch but ur saving money on gas by driving the speed limit nobody reading allat + ur broke

made more money today than your daddy made this year

 

[e1488shciozl]

If you’re a slow driver you have absolutely failed in life

Slow drivers need to be executed they are a wast to society literal subhumans

Taking up everyone’s time with their slow fucking driving

I swear I will eradicate all slow drivers from the face of the earth

Instead of gassing Jews Hitler should’ve gassed slow drivers

@diditeverbegin @itzyaboyJJ @eternalcoper @imontheloose

Basically all women?

 

[protomogger9873]

flexing a fake 10k watch but ur saving money on gas by driving the speed limit nobody reading allat + ur broke

made more money today than your daddy made this year

Dnrd peasant coper, show bank account

 

[FacialStructure404]

Only old people do this. Everyone over 65yo needs to have their license revoked tbh

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Dnrd peasant coper, show bank account

flexing a fake 10k watch but ur saving money on gas by driving the speed limit nobody reading allat + ur broke

made more money today than your daddy made this year

Are you guys going for round 2?

 

[User28823]

Dnrd peasant coper, show bank account

lil nigga in hs doesnt realize wealth is spread not consolidated to a single bank account

 

[protomogger9873]

lil nigga in hs doesnt realize wealth is spread not consolidated to a single bank account

Ok, show any proof of asset ownership. Any at all that substantiates the diarrhea that spews from your mouth. After all, it’s only fair considering i proved my own

 

[protomogger9873]

Fucking serf larper, kill yourself. At least then we’ll have one less NEET neckbeard on welfare @User28823

 

[User28823]

Ok, show any proof of asset ownership. Any at all that substantiates the diarrhea that spews from your mouth. After all, it’s only fair considering i proved my own

literally any of my memecoin threads, plenty of balances shown like my img thread, my entries are all public

but thats all fake right

 

[Meteor21]

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I like the watch

 

[protomogger9873]

literally any of my memecoin threads, plenty of balances shown like my img thread, my entries are all public

but thats all fake right

“Yes saar believe me like my looksmax threads u gotta believe me saar i actually make millions a year off memecoins”

 

[protomogger9873]

Who’s sounding more like the larper now @User28823

 

[protomogger9873]

So there’s two possibilities: A.) This guy is actually in the 0.1% of ALL americans from “memecoin trading” or B.) He is a lying proletarian shit stain who is larping as someone with assets he clearly does not possess (or otherwise possess to an accurate extent)

Tldr: @User28823 either makes more money than a goldman investment banking managing director thru “memecoins” while having the time to lurk on .org OR he is a lying retard, probably a broke kid from some fuck ass flyover state. I’ll let you guys think about which one is more likely.