If you’re just receding you’re very lucky

Prøphet

Prøphet

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If you have nice hair but only the hairline is receding you are unbelievably lucky

Thinning is a curse created by the devil to harvest the souls of sensitive young men, turning shiny smooth lion manes into frizzy pubic hair looking disasters. No amount of styling is hiding the scalp peeking through shitty damaged hairs, like flames peeking through the spiked gates of hell. Move the hair one direction, now you have a new problem somewhere else. There’s no hiding. You can tell by the way you feel the breeze on your head, the same way you feel a breeze on your bare arm. My life is over.
 
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the norwoods biggest catch

first he goes for ur density & then he rips ur heart out by taking ur corners
 
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the norwoods biggest catch

first he goes for ur density & then he rips ur heart out by taking ur corners
Even supermodel Chads aren’t safe, generational level threat

Norwood reaper has to be the #1 worst thing for men’s looks of all time, it’s even worse than obesity and acne combined,

It even causes a rare disease called Norwood psychosis, look at what happened to Connor Murphy for example, once the follicles get destroyed the brain starts to overheat and get damaged as well. God himself wept so deeply for that bald guy in the Bible that he sent a pack of wolves on a bunch of normies making fun of him. Many such cases.
 
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Even supermodel Chads aren’t safe, generational level threat

Norwood reaper has to be the #1 worst thing for men’s looks of all time, it’s even worse than obesity and acne combined,

It even causes a rare disease called Norwood psychosis, look at what happened to Connor Murphy for example, once the follicles get destroyed the brain starts to overheat and get damaged as well. God himself wept so deeply for that bald guy in the Bible that he sent a pack of wolves on a bunch of normies making fun of him. Many such cases.
yeah man i’m never hopping off dut
 
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