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They are dead, for they have no dreams.
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If you have nice hair but only the hairline is receding you are unbelievably lucky
Thinning is a curse created by the devil to harvest the souls of sensitive young men, turning shiny smooth lion manes into frizzy pubic hair looking disasters. No amount of styling is hiding the scalp peeking through shitty damaged hairs, like flames peeking through the spiked gates of hell. Move the hair one direction, now you have a new problem somewhere else. There’s no hiding. You can tell by the way you feel the breeze on your head, the same way you feel a breeze on your bare arm. My life is over.
Thinning is a curse created by the devil to harvest the souls of sensitive young men, turning shiny smooth lion manes into frizzy pubic hair looking disasters. No amount of styling is hiding the scalp peeking through shitty damaged hairs, like flames peeking through the spiked gates of hell. Move the hair one direction, now you have a new problem somewhere else. There’s no hiding. You can tell by the way you feel the breeze on your head, the same way you feel a breeze on your bare arm. My life is over.
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