If you’re mtn, you can never have a crush

[TrueNateJacobs]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

You need to be 6,4ft as well tho

 

[Incelforeever]

I had a crush on French hottie when I was 14. I was a late bloomer so she dated bloomer now I’m taller than him

 

[Imaloser7754]

+ being ethnic? Don’t even try

 

[Aox Ofwar]

ltn guy bestfriend

genuinely ascended to like low chadlite

You'd better send the slideshow

 

[Truecelcoper]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

water

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Brutal truth, you have to become a generalist and adapt to your environment. I’ve been crush-cucked so many times

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

You'd better send the slideshow

Cant find

 

[motionmantris]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

brutal i hate that i relate to ts bro only without the ascending part (im ltn-mtn)

 

[MiguelStark.psl]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

my gf rejected me then i ascended i ignored her but after a lil time we got together. 1.5 years ongoing

 

[accinr]

you have to wait for ioi's to know if youre in or not
muh just confess broo JFL

 

[2027cel]

over for mtncels

 

[GoodLittleFoidBoy]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

no

 

[White_Bwoi]

Yeah if you're 'mid' it's kinda jestermaxxing fate,
when htn+ it's primal attraction.
On last date, the chick was is touching me & getting closer vibing, tutorial mode if you find one that is clearly into you - but I fucked it up anyway / I advice. n e v e r trying to fuck when you're super drunk without cialis/viagra, rookie mistake

 

[silently_said]

Thankful that my crushes over the years slowly faded away and that I never got hit with rejection directly or are still obsessed with them years later

 

[enlightful]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

Yea trying to be a shoulder for girls to cry on (and having her open up to you and get vulnerable) only works if ur good looking

If ur average youll just get friendzoned

 

[FacialStructure404]

Thankful that my crushes over the years slowly faded away and that I never got hit with rejection directly or are still obsessed with them years later

Best option tbh

 

[sighbau271]

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

haven't even read this yet and by this first line i can tell this is brutal

 

[markye67]

Th

I was just thinking back on the time I told my close friend that I was in love with her.

We were literally best friends and we opened up to each other about everything.

Eventually I caught feelings and I told her.

After that she basically just like stopped talking to me and then she went around telling everyone that I was like evil and a weirdo and a creep and spreading lies about me.

Its because at the time I was a hltn (now hmtn)

Because of that fact, even the idea of me liking her disgusted her to her core.
She literally turned me into a villain in her mind just because of the fact I liked her.

Meanwhile if I were htn+,
she would’ve said “I’ve liked you all this time too”
And we would probably be dating right now.


Reminds me of an instagram reel a girl posted, it was basically a slideshow of her ltn guy bestfriend who kept confessing his love to her, and she kept rejecting him.
Fast forward like 5 years and he had genuinely ascended to like low chadlite, and all of the sudden, she was like “I’ve loved you all this time” and then they started dating.

Moral of the story, it’s only oneitis until you’re chad.

e brutal truth is not friend zone I hate when people say you got friendzoned because if u were htn+ it would never be a friend zone even if she called you a bestie you would still be on her mind btw