If you’re not horsemaxxing in 2019

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Everyone knows girls love horses and guys with horses. Horses have been a symbol of class and power for centuries (prestigious cavalry, Ralph Lauren Polo, etc). Look at these photographs, and you will see horsemaxxing (like dogmaxxig) is legit.
 

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I don't see this appealing to many girls other than teenagers.
 
Just spend tens of thousands on a horse to get girls -theory
 
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Why don’t they like it when you look like a horse than :lul:
 
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I'm @HorseFace maxxing does it count?
 
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Not a fucking race horse you autist, just a cheap $400 one
Idk where you live but here normal horses go for around 7 grand and it costs hell of alot to maintain it.
 
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Idk where you live but here normal horses go for around 7 grand and it costs hell of alot to maintain it.
Stick the fucking thing in a field out the back of your house. Horses survive in the wild in plague proportions surviving even eradication attempts by the government. And your saying they are hard to maintain, fuking lol. Humans (especially horse people) love to over complicate this stuff I swear
 
Buying a horse should be up there with surgeries as priority for everyone
 
Lol fuck horses if you still don't own a decent vehicle. And looksmax surgeries and treatments are more important than anything. Priorities you idiots.
 
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Lol fuck horses if you still don't own a decent vehicle. And looksmax surgeries and treatments are more important than anything. Priorities you idiots.
No, horse > vehicle. Girls are no longer attracted by an incels car. If you don’t have a horse by now it’s really quite over.
Actually allow me to revise this theory.
City based incels if they are to own a vehicle, it must be either a decent car or a motorcycle.
For rural country incels, a horse and or a pick up is reccomended.
There is no one size fit all approach to this life gentlemen, you must adapt to your circumstances.
 
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No, horse > vehicle. Girls are no longer attracted by an incels car. If you don’t have a horse by now it’s really quite over.
Actually allow me to revise this theory.
City based incels if they are to own a vehicle, it must be either a decent car or a motorcycle.
For rural country incels, a horse and or a pick up is reccomended.
There is no one size fit all approach to this life gentlemen, you must adapt to your circumstances.
Yes true it depends where you live. I need to start Ford pickup maxxing here and become car savvy.
 
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what about fucking a horse instead of a chick?
 
Jfl this was a legit thread. Who knew that putting gl guys next to horses doesn't stop them being gl guys?
 

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