If you're on AAS as a teen, I recommend... (not getting caught)

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As a teen, like myself, on AAS or even if you're on something simply like Accutane or Dutasteride,

YOU NEED to be the best good boy you can be; go study, be an intellectual, and bring home good grades. Don't get caught on any type of substance, including alc or weed (for sheep, anyways). This way there is no conceivable reason to look through your bag, drawer, mini fridge, or whatever area you hide things!

Speaking from experience, not a single red flag has been raised so far. Think of it like yellow cards simply; each one on its own doesn't end the game, but they stack. Accumulate enough and you're one tackle away from a red card, and suddenly the other team is lining up a free kick while you're down a man.

Suddenly your mom is asking why there are syringes hidden in a old water bottle, in the bottom of your drawer!


The more you get caught doing dumb shit, the more reasonable and plausible it is to look through that drawer
 
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Goysport references to make a point...
 
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As a teen, like myself, on AAS or even if you're on something simply like Accutane or Dutasteride,

YOU NEED to be the best good boy you can be; go study, be an intellectual, and bring home good grades. Don't get caught on any type of substance, including alc or weed (for sheep, anyways). This way there is no conceivable reason to look through your bag, drawer, mini fridge, or whatever area you hide things!

Speaking from experience, not a single red flag has been raised so far. Think of it like yellow cards simply; each one on its own doesn't end the game, but they stack. Accumulate enough and you're one tackle away from a red card, and suddenly the other team is lining up a free kick while you're down a man.

Suddenly your mom is asking why there are syringes hidden in a old water bottle, in the bottom of your drawer!


The more you get caught doing dumb shit, the more reasonable and plausible it is to look through that drawer
bros lowk chill
 
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As a teen, like myself, on AAS or even if you're on something simply like Accutane or Dutasteride,

YOU NEED to be the best good boy you can be; go study, be an intellectual, and bring home good grades. Don't get caught on any type of substance, including alc or weed (for sheep, anyways). This way there is no conceivable reason to look through your bag, drawer, mini fridge, or whatever area you hide things!

Speaking from experience, not a single red flag has been raised so far. Think of it like yellow cards simply; each one on its own doesn't end the game, but they stack. Accumulate enough and you're one tackle away from a red card, and suddenly the other team is lining up a free kick while you're down a man.

Suddenly your mom is asking why there are syringes hidden in a old water bottle, in the bottom of your drawer!


The more you get caught doing dumb shit, the more reasonable and plausible it is to look through that drawer
what are u on
 
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As a teen, like myself, on AAS or even if you're on something simply like Accutane or Dutasteride,

YOU NEED to be the best good boy you can be; go study, be an intellectual, and bring home good grades. Don't get caught on any type of substance, including alc or weed (for sheep, anyways). This way there is no conceivable reason to look through your bag, drawer, mini fridge, or whatever area you hide things!

Speaking from experience, not a single red flag has been raised so far. Think of it like yellow cards simply; each one on its own doesn't end the game, but they stack. Accumulate enough and you're one tackle away from a red card, and suddenly the other team is lining up a free kick while you're down a man.

Suddenly your mom is asking why there are syringes hidden in a old water bottle, in the bottom of your drawer!


The more you get caught doing dumb shit, the more reasonable and plausible it is to look through that drawer
+ Overtime these yellow cards wear off if you don't get another.
 
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good advice
Preciate it
 
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As a teen, like myself, on AAS or even if you're on something simply like Accutane or Dutasteride,

YOU NEED to be the best good boy you can be; go study, be an intellectual, and bring home good grades. Don't get caught on any type of substance, including alc or weed (for sheep, anyways). This way there is no conceivable reason to look through your bag, drawer, mini fridge, or whatever area you hide things!

Speaking from experience, not a single red flag has been raised so far. Think of it like yellow cards simply; each one on its own doesn't end the game, but they stack. Accumulate enough and you're one tackle away from a red card, and suddenly the other team is lining up a free kick while you're down a man.

Suddenly your mom is asking why there are syringes hidden in a old water bottle, in the bottom of your drawer!


The more you get caught doing dumb shit, the more reasonable and plausible it is to look through that drawer
my tip is to keep some backup test and enclo in a different spot than where your roids are hidden just in case they find out
 
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my tip is to keep some backup test and enclo in a different spot than where your roids are hidden just in case they find out
yup yup
 
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