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Aox Ofwar

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Why don't you devote your entire life to it? You have an eternal life in heaven ahead of you isn't that the biggest investment you can make? Muh looksmaxxing
 
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Why don't you devote your entire life to it? You have an eternal life in heaven ahead of you isn't that the biggest investment you can make? Muh looksmaxxing
Because they know their god isnt real 😉
 
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Cuz i cant jerk off to bonnie blue in heaven
 
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Because I want to morph jordan barrett and watch porn simultaneously
 
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Why don't you devote your entire life to it? You have an eternal life in heaven ahead of you isn't that the biggest investment you can make? Muh looksmaxxing
Can't show up to heaven looking fucking chopped
 
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do you think you are able to have sex in heaven?
 
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Why don't you devote your entire life to it? You have an eternal life in heaven ahead of you isn't that the biggest investment you can make? Muh looksmaxxing
Now im trying doing the most Catholic life
 
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“1 Corinthians 6:19-20: Your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. Honor God with your body.
Genesis 1:31: God saw all that He had made, and it was very good“
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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“1 Corinthians 6:19-20: Your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. Honor God with your body.
Genesis 1:31: God saw all that He had made, and it was very good“
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
There's a reason for me to be this loser i think
 
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do you think you are able to have sex in heaven?
depends on the religion in the religion of explosives god gives you fucking mermaids to fuck even twinks
 
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do you think you are able to have sex in heaven?
Is this a genuine question?
Or are you implying that you'd rather fuck roasties than go to heaven :lul:
 
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don’t forget the 72 pre pubescent wives
no i think those are reserved for the ones that go leleleelelelel on the infidels
 
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But really any serious answers not troll ones?
 
Is this a genuine question?
Or are you implying that you'd rather fuck roasties than go to heaven :lul:
yes

imagine you see a angel stacy would you ask God if you can fuck her or not
 
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