If you're under 5'11, you will have a heavy masturbation schedule

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If you're under 5'11, my boys, be prepared for a lifetime of masturbation

sex may come by, but it will be few and far between

remember to plan your masturbation in advance, to offset the manlet rage that is so dangerous

it's just a part of life- a fulfilling sex life is not for you

be comfortable with masturbation

be grateful for all the wonderful porn out there- there is a banquet for you to choose from!

the demand for sex from you is just not there- you will not be fucking a lot- purely by women's choice

but do what you gotta do- have a great time wanking
 
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