if youre under your locations height average, why are you not wearing shoe lifts?

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

im directly impacting the heightflation by writing this, but if youre not above the average height of men in your country, why the fuck arent you wearing lifts to be above that? I'm naturally 5'8 and fraud to about 5'11-6'0 in the club and the difference i feel when in there is fucking insane. You can feel your prescence when walking through a crowd of people and you automatically stick out, its not a free slay card but definitely a must for manlets like me.

 

[Mess]

Getting caught would be terrible.

 

[Scriggan]

Getting caught would be terrible.

whos gonna check ur shoes bru

 

[pplankk]

because you dont live in the club. imagine you go to school one day suddenly 2 inches taller and when its gym class youre fucked

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

Getting caught would be terrible.

wear long pants and you'll never get caught, amnesia made it work for 200+ slays

also all my friends i club with know i wear them, they think its funny more than anything lmao

 

[Mess]

whos gonna check ur shoes bru

People notice when the ankle is way too high up.

 

[Scriggan]

People notice when the ankle is way too high up.

true but whos finna call u out on that

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

because you dont live in the club. imagine you go to school one day suddenly 2 inches taller and when its gym class youre fucked

yea you gotta wait until you go to college or transfer, im waiting until this semester ends and i switch schools to buy shoes with either 2.5in or 3in built into them

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

ngl the only downside to this is the heel pain after a while, 1 inch lifts are fine but after i finish an 8 hour shift, wearing 2in lifts for 3 hours at the club rapes my feet. gotta get shoes with the built in height

 

[pplankk]

yea you gotta wait until you go to college or transfer, im waiting until this semester ends and i switch schools to buy shoes with either 2.5in or 3in built into them

even then theres still major risks and decisions on where to wear them. imagine you go to a foids house and she dont want people shoes in her house. also, since you prolly cant fraud around your family, what do you do if you get into a situation where youre with your friends and family what do you do then or if someone from your old college sees you. There are so many chances of you getting caught that its just not worth it unless youre going to a club or in an environment where youre going to see someone once

 

[xX_ovrb4itstrtd_Xx]

even then theres still major risks and decisions on where to wear them. imagine you go to a foids house and she dont want people shoes in her house. also, since you prolly cant fraud around your family, what do you do if you get into a situation where youre with your friends and family what do you do then or if someone from your old college sees you. There are so many chances of you getting caught that its just not worth it unless youre going to a club or in an environment where youre going to see someone once

foids house: either take her back to your house in the first place or do the amnesia method, larp about some foot condition and always have a pair of clean shoes on you with built in lifts that you say you only wear in peoples houses like now. also if youre over at her house u already won niggaaaaaa just tippy toe it out lmao. or wear sock lifts if you care that much

family or friends: personally not a problem for me cause my ma knows i fraud height and there is NO reason for my friends to be around my extended family given how far away they are from me. also this is such a small specific situation its practically strawmanning shoe lifts like brah youre gonna be a manlet because of the non-zero chance you'll run into your cousin while out with friends... just say ur ngmi

old college person sees you: i have made no friends in the past 3 semester of college so no problem here, no one will recognize me. also if the first thing someone notices about me after a year of not talking is a 3 inch difference then just call them gay and laugh it off lol



everyone thinks theyre gonna get caught with lifts, and then they start wearing them and realize that no one analyzes proportions like looksmax autists in real life. just wear hightops, long pants, and be aware of your ankle being exposed and youre gonna be in the clear for life. ive been wearing them to class practically all semester and have NEVER even had a close call, even with people that i was friends with in high school and should know how tall i actually am.

 

[LTNUser]

If you are handsome enough but short,you don't really need to height Fraud
Girls will swarm towards you automatically

 

[iblamethesurgeons]

If you are handsome enough but short,you don't really need to height Fraud
Girls will swarm towards you automatically

 

[iblamethesurgeons]

Works for guys like Ehren, Sunshine and Kater, but let's be honest here, who tf looks even close to these mfuckers

 

[iamomni]

im directly impacting the heightflation by writing this, but if youre not above the average height of men in your country, why the fuck arent you wearing lifts to be above that? I'm naturally 5'8 and fraud to about 5'11-6'0 in the club and the difference i feel when in there is fucking insane. You can feel your prescence when walking through a crowd of people and you automatically stick out, its not a free slay card but definitely a must for manlets like me.

imagine bringing a girl home and when you take off your shoes you drop 3 inches in height