I'll ascend in my late 30's

[vanillaicecream]

That's when people in my age range will have no more standards and take anything they can get, my uncle who's that age is disgustingly ugly and still has a girlfriend. So I don't have to worry, I just have to wait 10 more years and everything will fall into place, haha. Time fixes everything.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

they really didnt lying when they said that a man in his 50s hitting the prime

 

[Deleted member 30679]

I saw a thread here of some 40 year old fart slaying some prime JBs

 

[Deleted member 30845]

at that age ascension will come to you, no need to strive for it

 

[vanillaicecream]

Lmao, It's all crystal clear to me now, all i have to do to ascend is wait
Literally everyone in their late 30's has a gf, you see all these 38 year old gigasubhumans walking around holding hands with their gf and wives, and they're happy. I can't fucking wait to be a pot bellied bald 39 year old who goes for park walks with his glasses wearing chubby 4.5/10 girlfriend, can't fucking wait.

@slop slinger

 

[The Grinch]

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Very legit.

LDAR proven right after all. Just rot for 20 years and life finally gets good

 

[vanillaicecream]

at that age ascension will come to you, no need to strive for it

Exactly, it's just an inherent property of that time of your life. And here I was stressing myself out thinking there was no hope for me.

 

[Deleted member 31562]

Very legit.

LDAR proven right after all. Just rot for 20 years and life finally gets good

I just wanna knock down a thick pawg every weekend

 

[Deleted member 20399]

they really didnt lying when they said that a man in his 50s hitting the prime

@JackTheKnife

 

[Nick.Harte]

Perfect age to rope for a KHHV

 

[JackTheKnife]

@JackTheKnife

What

 

[Deleted member 20399]

What

English getting worse

 

[JackTheKnife]

English getting worse

He's pushing 40.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

i will personally ensure you dont

 

[vanillaicecream]

i will personally ensure you dont

You'll ascend too, just have to keep rotting and wait

 

[Deleted member 21735]

You'll ascend too, just have to keep rotting and wait

@Primalsplit
@St.TikTokcel

 

[Primalsplit]

@Primalsplit
@St.TikTokcel

Lol. He thinks he will find peace in his 30ies. Keep blackpilling him.

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

Men finish uni at 30 and peak at 35.

 

[TheBrownOne]

Honestly, im 19 rn and really do believe Ill ascend in my mid 20s (25-28)

Will have money
Cool pad
Will move to NYC
Will meet new people because ill have no sense of failure if I don't know a single person around me
Facial hair comes in
Looksmax will have been taken into effect for a while already

 

[Deleted member 18582]

Men finish uni at 30 and peak at 35.

True except for your entire post. They finish uni at 21 and peak at 32

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Men finish uni at 30 and peak at 35.

The peak at 35 last 10 years

 

[vanillaicecream]

Btw this thread was not a joke, I keep getting jfl reacts but it was intended to be taken seriously. Ok.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

Men finish uni at 30 and peak at 35.

It seems i will unironically finish college around at the rate I'm currently studying lol. I'm such a retarded ugly subhuman.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

It seems i will unironically finish college around at the rate I'm currently studying lol. I'm such a retarded ugly subhuman.

The older you are, the wiser.