ill go to church if yall convince me

Malllc2

Malllc2

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i will genuinely go to church tomorrow morning (easter sunday) if anyone can tell me two things:
why do I need religion to have morals?
what type of church should I go to?
 
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Why would anyone convince you
 
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Is this nigger serious
 
dont waste your time
 
snugglylion5 fantasises about raping people & says you NEED religion to have morals, but does not provide any points bro
 
is it not your duty as a christian to convert people or some bs? I dont know brownie
Im white good one mate going to church wouldnt be converting you and its near impossible to do online and because you are already saying no to the idea of being a christian saying you must convince me if you want help go and see what its like
 
snugglylion5 fantasises about raping people & says you NEED religion to have morals, but does not provide any points bro
I said it helps and i also said i dont have thoughts of raping people i provided multiple points you just dont wanna hear any other peoples opinion
 
are all christians just secretly rapists and thats why they go to the secret clubhouse meetings bro
I said it helps and i also said i dont have thoughts of raping people i provided multiple points you just dont wanna hear any other peoples opinion
 
are all christians just secretly rapists and thats why they go to the secret clubhouse meetings bro
Proving my point thanks mate
 
why do I need religion to have morals?
You don't...? That's not what the word means...? You are possibly referring to objective morality. Religion is a prerequisite such that an all knowing God exists within the frame.
 
Go alone at night it's better
 
churches are cool beautiful artistic places to just hang out in
i be posted up in the church with an upside down cross necklace tbh ngl

go to old churches with meticulous architecture and art to have something to appreciate, not boring slop ones

and never go to one to worship anything though because the true god is waiting outside for you to look at him, he doesn't want you to hide in some cold building, you need to feel his warmth
 
church for morals is turbo cope only thing its good for is meeting women
 
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then we agree. I dont think I need religion to have morals
The argument you're making is irrelevant regardless.

It's like me saying "Why would I need religion to ride a bike?"
 
The argument you're making is irrelevant regardless.

It's like me saying "Why would I need religion to ride a bike?"
People are saying "You need religion to ride a bike" in this situation.
 
People are saying "You need religion to ride a bike" in this situation.
No, they're saying you need it for objective morality.
 
No, they're saying you need it for objective morality.
honestly what are you even arguing for because I clearly dont understand your BS point here.
Are you for or against religion for morality?
Just keep spinning in circles regurgitating your same point over and over
 
no thanks
 
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honestly what are you even arguing for because I clearly dont understand your BS point here.
Morality in an objective sense requires it to be based upon religion.
 
i will genuinely go to church tomorrow morning (easter sunday) if anyone can tell me two things:
why do I need religion to have morals?
what type of church should I go to?
You don't need religion. You need Jesus. You'll most likely never find Jesus in any church. Most churches are dead.
 
Yep, you have conceded.
no you just brought up zero valid points so its pointless to argue with you. goodnight and I will not be going to church
 

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