I'll go to prison soon

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It is what it is, hopefully not too long
 
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Brutal. If someone tries to rape you, beat them up
Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
 
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At least you live in the west, if you went to prison in my country it would be game over
 
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get some prison face tattoos like a teardrop and hit some mma classes, and binge read 48 laws of power b4 u go
 
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At least you live in the west, if you went to prison in my country it would be game over

Who says I’m from the West? :forcedsmile::forcedsmile: You’re in the Balkans I assume?
 
My advice. Before entering the prison, or jail, get a couple of packets of mayo and shove them up your ass. And yes, this would be contraband but don't worry about getting caught; the guards would understand. When the moment arises in prison, and the giant African bull tells you, "Showtime, baby," lubricate your anus with the mayo so it won't be so painful.
 
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