I'll sleep on the fucking couch

[asdvek]

Just got out of shower and feeling sleepy so gonna sleep

But my bed stinks like sweat so bad and there's a very weird smell the sheets gotta be replaced

But can't do that rn

And it stinks too bad

J's gonna sleep on the fucking couch lemme dry up and drink some sparkling water to hydrate then I'll sleep on the couch

 

[asdvek]

Alr dried up now sparkling water time to hydrate

 

[asdvek]

Fuckk I accidentally swallowed too much sparkling water at once it got stuck in my throat it hurts like crazy

 

[Deleted member 136057]

Just got out of shower and feeling sleepy so gonna sleep

But my bed stinks like sweat so bad and there's a very weird smell the sheets gotta be replaced

But can't do that rn

And it stinks too bad

J's gonna sleep on the fucking couch lemme dry up and drink some sparkling water to hydrate then I'll sleep on the couch

Future eunuch talking btw