I'm 21 years old, starting today

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zerotohero

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Alright fuck it, from today onwards I’m officially 21 again.

Why? Because at 25 the math ain’t mathing anymore and everyone can smell the failure from 3 meters away.

At 25 the universe expects you to:
  • Have a driver’s license
  • A bachelor’s degree
  • A job that isn’t “surviving”
  • A decent apartment
I HAVE NONE OF THAT. ZERO. NADA.
Meanwhile, 21-year-olds get away with EVERYTHING.

If you see me out here acting 21, mind your business. I’m in my silly era now. I’m reclaiming the grace period society gives to early-20s clowns. I deserve it. I’ve suffered enough side-eye.
 
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im actually 21 does that make you jelly or
 
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Alright fuck it, from today onwards I’m officially 21 again.

Why? Because at 25 the math ain’t mathing anymore and everyone can smell the failure from 3 meters away.

At 25 the universe expects you to:
  • Have a driver’s license
  • A bachelor’s degree
  • A job that isn’t “surviving”
  • A decent apartment
I HAVE NONE OF THAT. ZERO. NADA.
Meanwhile, 21-year-olds get away with EVERYTHING.

If you see me out here acting 21, mind your business. I’m in my silly era now. I’m reclaiming the grace period society gives to early-20s clowns. I deserve it. I’ve suffered enough side-eye.
You probably look like you're pushing your 40s, grandpa. My condolences to your everyday sad reality.
 
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