I’m a dark triad subhuman

[GetShrekt]

Let’s take today for example, I studycelling in empty computer lab then all of a sudden I hear stampede of 50-80 roasties walk in and start filling up all spaces.

I think ‘noooooo’ but I didn’t look at a single bitch until their tutor/teacher or whatever she was starts talking loudly & I realise I’m in the middle of some random roastie class, I go to old STEM building (roastie invasion proof) so how I get there?

Straight onto my bicycle, I follow 0 traffic laws. A red light? Hahaha didn’t you know I’m colourblind. Some faggot doesn’t look when they go in bike Lane or road “YOOOOOO” speed up & rear brake power slide scare tf out of some random person


I’m a crazy mfer! I brake checked a van & a car on a bicycle in the dark cos I was going to get booozeee *BEEEEEEEP * *HONK!*


I go even slower + lurk in ur blind spot Wow, a dark triad incel no wonder normies hate

 

[GetShrekt]

Life form can sense my Dark Triadnesss, “you barely smile” , “why r u so quiet” I’M AN ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! HAHAHA FGM EVEN 9 year old me was on SMOKE

Fresh out da womb SMOKEYTYY

 

[GetShrekt]

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